Entertainment & Music - 16 June 2006

A farmer and his wife are standing on their land one morning. The husband grabs his wifes breast and says "if I could get milk out of here I'd get rid of that cow." Then he puts his hand between her legs and says "if I could get eggs out of here, I'd get rid of that chicken." The wife in turn grabs her husbands penis and says,"if I could get this hard, I'd get rid of your brother!"

2006-06-16 01:21:11 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Who invented the cat?

2006-06-16 01:19:38 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

what does lmao and all the others stand for like lol
im a little confused
does lol stand for: lots of laughs, laugh out loud or lots of love......

2006-06-16 01:17:52 · 28 answers · asked by km 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-06-16 01:17:38 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-06-16 01:17:35 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

I am trying to convince my parents to get me one. please help.

2006-06-16 01:12:29 · 1 answers · asked by dalicious 3 in Other - Entertainment

2006-06-16 01:12:13 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-06-16 01:10:56 · 19 answers · asked by buffy Fan 2 in Movies

2006-06-16 01:10:04 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

i'm sleepy yet there are things i wanna do

2006-06-16 01:09:51 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Which song do u prefer:
Pussycat Dolls's "Buttons" OR
Shakira's "Hips don't lie" ?
Make ur vote 2day coz it counts!

2006-06-16 01:05:57 · 29 answers · asked by hyperness! 4 in Music

2006-06-16 01:05:02 · 3 answers · asked by behnam rahdari 1 in Music

2006-06-16 01:01:19 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2006-06-16 01:00:01 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-06-16 00:58:23 · 26 answers · asked by Natasha 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-06-16 00:55:22 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

what is the cast or spell or whatever the deatheaters use in order to show the darkmark in the sky?

2006-06-16 00:54:42 · 10 answers · asked by komis 4 in Movies

2006-06-16 00:49:35 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

There's this old priest who got sick of all the people in his parish who kept confessing to adultery. One Sunday, in the pulpit, he said, "if I hear one more person confess to adultery, I'll quit!"
Well, everyone liked him, so they came up with a code word. Someone who had committed adultery would say they had "fallen". This seemed to satisfy the old priest and things went well, until the priest died at a ripe old age.
About a week after the new priest arrived, he visited the Mayor of the town and seemed very concerned. The priest said, "you have to do something about the sidewalks in town. When people come into the confessional, they keep talking about having fallen."
The Mayor started to laugh, realizing that no-one had told the new priest about the code word. Before the mayor could explain, the priest shook an accusing finger at the Mayor and said, "I don't know what you're laughing about, Your wife fell three times this week."

2006-06-16 00:47:06 · 20 answers · asked by c_o_e_u_s 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-06-16 00:46:39 · 9 answers · asked by chickie27 2 in Polls & Surveys

a man walks into a bar with a slab of bitumen and says "can i have a pint of beer and one for the road?"

2006-06-16 00:45:16 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

and at what age?

2006-06-16 00:43:50 · 19 answers · asked by teambargain 6 in Polls & Surveys

When you first wake up in the morning?

2006-06-16 00:41:41 · 20 answers · asked by teambargain 6 in Polls & Surveys

all he does is put on glasses and loses the curl in the front of his hair

2006-06-16 00:41:17 · 20 answers · asked by thetransitworker 1 in Comics & Animation

It was a dark cloudy night and the drunk staggered into the cemetr and fell
into a hole which had been dug in preparation for a burial the following day. The
hiccupped and fell asleep.
Half an hour later another drunk swayed into the cemetery. He was singing loudly
and his raucous voice woke up the drunk in the grave who suddenly started to yell
that he was cold.
The singing drunk tottered to the edge of the grave and peered blurrily down at
the complaining drunk. “Its no wonder you are cold,” he shouted down to the
drunk. “You have kicked all the soil off yourself.”

2006-06-16 00:40:04 · 13 answers · asked by bmyfriend 3 in Jokes & Riddles

I was look at a popular woman magazine today with celebites. This magazine were saying that this girl in their opinion were to fat or they are to thin or the dating some strange man they just meet or she has to much cellulite on her bottom. The peolpe are only human and have fault like everyone else. These magazine annoys me. I don't buy these magazine I was reading some else magazine through lunch. Am I the only one who hate how treat celebrities?

2006-06-16 00:39:12 · 15 answers · asked by MJane21 5 in Magazines

2006-06-16 00:37:16 · 14 answers · asked by chickie27 2 in Polls & Surveys

Can anyone tell me is it correct.
http://indian-movie-industry-bollywood.blogspot.com/2006/06/name-amitabh-bachchan-birthday-sunday.html
Amitabh bachan mother name is "Teji Bachchan"

2006-06-16 00:36:25 · 6 answers · asked by rajeev r 2 in Celebrities

A husband and wife attend a small service at the local church one Sunday morning. The man was very moved by the preacher's sermon, so he stopped to shake the preacher's hand. Reverend, that was the best damn sermon I ever did hear!"
The Reverend replied, "Oh! Why, thank you sir, but please, I'd appreciate it if you didn't use profanity in the Lord's house."
"I'm sorry Reverend, but I can't help myself... it was such a damn good sermon!"
The Reverend replied, "Sir, please, I cannot have you behaving this way in Church!"
"Okay Reverend, but I just wanted you to know that I thought it was so damn good, that I put $5,000 in the collection plate."
The Reverend's eyes opened wide as he remarked, "No Sh!t!"

2006-06-16 00:35:01 · 12 answers · asked by c_o_e_u_s 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-06-16 00:30:31 · 13 answers · asked by blueblast66 1 in Television