There's this old priest who got sick of all the people in his parish who kept confessing to adultery. One Sunday, in the pulpit, he said, "if I hear one more person confess to adultery, I'll quit!"
Well, everyone liked him, so they came up with a code word. Someone who had committed adultery would say they had "fallen". This seemed to satisfy the old priest and things went well, until the priest died at a ripe old age.
About a week after the new priest arrived, he visited the Mayor of the town and seemed very concerned. The priest said, "you have to do something about the sidewalks in town. When people come into the confessional, they keep talking about having fallen."
The Mayor started to laugh, realizing that no-one had told the new priest about the code word. Before the mayor could explain, the priest shook an accusing finger at the Mayor and said, "I don't know what you're laughing about, Your wife fell three times this week."
2006-06-16 00:47:06 · 20 answers · asked by c_o_e_u_s 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
very good. i always enjoy your jokes and riddles. you never disappoint me. keep up the good work!!:-D
2006-06-16 00:56:40 · answer #1 · answered by vanilla_bean_dream 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He wouldn't violate the secrets of the confessional,now,would he?
2006-06-16 08:25:05 · answer #2 · answered by hotclaws 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Man! You are keeping this page alive!
Thanks for the laugh.
--- LeeeN
2006-06-16 08:56:15 · answer #3 · answered by LiN 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahahahaha! That was actually funny. Yay.
2006-06-16 08:19:18 · answer #4 · answered by roxy81492 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i am clapping. u grabbed the 10 points.
2006-06-16 08:07:38 · answer #5 · answered by udayy2 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
2006-06-16 07:51:57 · answer #6 · answered by bookfreak2day 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Ha!!!! And how many times did you fall??
2006-06-16 08:17:49 · answer #7 · answered by nice_libra_guy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Awesome.....
LOL!!!!!!!!
cant stop laughing
thanks 4 a laugh
2006-06-16 08:24:20 · answer #8 · answered by atimsa 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was a good one.
2006-06-17 10:49:11 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good! liked that one! lmao
2006-06-16 08:14:14 · answer #10 · answered by Veronikak 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋