A farmer and his wife are standing on their land one morning. The husband grabs his wifes breast and says "if I could get milk out of here I'd get rid of that cow." Then he puts his hand between her legs and says "if I could get eggs out of here, I'd get rid of that chicken." The wife in turn grabs her husbands penis and says,"if I could get this hard, I'd get rid of your brother!"
2006-06-16 01:21:11 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
bravo, always good to start day with a smile
2006-06-16 01:24:33 · answer #1 · answered by coolcherry 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A pot leaf walks into a bar and orders a beer. At the other end of the bar are a couple of Viagra pills enjoying their cocktails. The pot leaf tries' to start up a conversation, and even tries to buy a round of shots, but the Viagra pills rudley tell hin to get lost. He says, "What, you two don't like pot leaves?", to which they reply: "No, we're hard on drugs!"
2006-06-16 08:33:11 · answer #2 · answered by Spillski 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ki Ki Ki Milk for kiki.
2006-06-16 08:25:59 · answer #3 · answered by Ray 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oi1
2006-06-16 11:38:53 · answer #4 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lmao very good i liked it
2006-06-16 09:40:38 · answer #5 · answered by cowboys4lee 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pervert. Where were they in bed because a I doubt they'd be naked in public... uless they were perverts like you.
2006-06-16 08:53:27 · answer #6 · answered by Bryan D 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lucky brother
2006-06-16 08:32:01 · answer #7 · answered by udayy2 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha.
2006-06-16 08:25:30 · answer #8 · answered by grey_sky_morning84 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Kinda dirty...But great!!! lmao...good job
2006-06-16 08:24:23 · answer #9 · answered by Veronikak 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one
2006-06-16 08:39:06 · answer #10 · answered by Hex Tropetor 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋