A husband and wife attend a small service at the local church one Sunday morning. The man was very moved by the preacher's sermon, so he stopped to shake the preacher's hand. Reverend, that was the best damn sermon I ever did hear!"
The Reverend replied, "Oh! Why, thank you sir, but please, I'd appreciate it if you didn't use profanity in the Lord's house."
"I'm sorry Reverend, but I can't help myself... it was such a damn good sermon!"
The Reverend replied, "Sir, please, I cannot have you behaving this way in Church!"
"Okay Reverend, but I just wanted you to know that I thought it was so damn good, that I put $5,000 in the collection plate."
The Reverend's eyes opened wide as he remarked, "No Sh!t!"
2006-06-16 00:35:01 · 12 answers · asked by c_o_e_u_s 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahah....dats awesum man...wat abt number 4...
2006-06-16 00:53:50 · answer #1 · answered by bmyfriend 3 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Yep, it was a joke, and pretty funny at that.
A horse walk in to a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?"
Two pollacks walk into a bank, you'd think one of them would've seen it!!
And here's one for (from) my 5 year old:
What do you get if you cross a Cocker Spaniel with a Rooster and a Poodle?
A Cockapoodledoo!
Thank you! Enjoy the veal! Good night!
2006-06-16 00:41:05 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like blond jokes! criminal expert jokes are good too! How's this one: A crimson-confronted choose convened courtroom after a protracted lunch. the 1st case in touch a guy charged with decrease than the impact of alcohol using, who claimed it basically wasn't genuine. "i'm as sober as you're, Your Honor," the guy claimed. The choose replied, "Clerk, please enter a to blame plea. The defendant is sentenced to thirty days."
2016-12-08 09:40:28 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha
2006-06-16 00:53:14 · answer #4 · answered by bookfreak2day 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2006-06-16 04:42:28 · answer #5 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
and now we wonder where #4 might go.... god help us
2006-06-16 00:41:19 · answer #6 · answered by JOHN C 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
guessed where it might be going...
but it was good anyway...
Nice execution... well done.
2006-06-16 00:38:33 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha, good one.
2006-06-16 13:59:46 · answer #8 · answered by Anry 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
*snort
2006-06-16 02:55:24 · answer #9 · answered by JenniT 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
man that was damn good........
Cheers!!!
2006-06-16 00:39:45 · answer #10 · answered by Gits 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋