about his cheating on her. She can't take it anymore so she grabs a knife, reaches over and cuts his penis off, throwing it out the window.
In the car behind them is a father and his four year old daughter driving in a car. The severed appendage hits the wind shield of the car and flys off.
His daughter says "Daddy did you see that?!"
He replys "Yeah, it was a big bug."
his daughter looks at him, looks at the wind shield and back at her father and says "That bug sure had a big penis didn't it dad?"
2006-06-16 08:44:31 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Did that bug leave its phone number?
2006-06-16 09:16:18 · answer #1 · answered by stephete 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My husband's ex divorced him over 30 years in the past....never met her...never talked about a pix of her...wouldn;t understand her from a hollow in the wall...and because that many 'damaged down' human beings on the aspect of the line are not any more authentic yet risky characters, the reply isn't any.
2016-10-14 05:39:37 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I just love a happy ending!
2006-06-16 08:48:14 · answer #3 · answered by Helzabet 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It might of been a super large cockroach.
2006-06-16 09:10:09 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
kids say the darnedest things
2006-06-16 09:03:03 · answer #5 · answered by cma80 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha
2006-06-16 08:51:53 · answer #6 · answered by ambie♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
must have been a stud of a bug ... lol
2006-06-16 08:50:54 · answer #7 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahaghaagaga super funny dude!!!!
2006-06-16 09:11:59 · answer #8 · answered by anissia 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha oh my goodness that's funny! i will remember this one.
2006-06-16 09:20:39 · answer #9 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ouch
2006-06-16 08:54:48 · answer #10 · answered by towndrunk91 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋