Entertainment & Music - 14 June 2006

and chocolate cake is made of chocolate,
what is angel cake made of?

2006-06-14 19:50:44 · 16 answers · asked by � Fuzzy Dice 5 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-06-14 19:49:50 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

A doctor phones his patient at 4:30 in the afternoon.

"Mr. Wilkison, I'm afraid I have some bad news and some even worse news for you."

"Good heavens," says the man. "So what's the bad news?"

The doctor says, "Well we've got the report back from the lab, and I'm afraid it says that you have only 24 hours to live."

"Holy s**t!" says the man,"So how can it get any worse than that!"

So the doctor says,"Well I meant to phone you first thing this morning."

2006-06-14 19:48:49 · 7 answers · asked by brainyandy 6 in Jokes & Riddles

A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.

The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.


The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.

Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.

Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.

To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.

The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"

The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"

One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.

The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.

He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.

Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.

The blonde started laughing.

This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.

This time the blonde laughed even harder.

Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.

The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.

The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"

2006-06-14 19:46:41 · 17 answers · asked by Jasmine B 3 in Jokes & Riddles

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yeah, SkidmarK get some bootie ok.....
he gonna just do it with an american pit bull......
so mi¨xed dat in yur stew of stone cold potatoes ok....
american bull plust...
american pitbull equals...
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URBAN BULLDAWG READY 4 URBAN COMBAT....
N TRAINED TO SEARCH N....
DESTROY THROUGH BREED HALL WAYS....
AND ALLEYS...............
HAS THAT MIX BEEN dONE IT BEFORE....
AND REMEMBER...
PAwzIT WHEN U THINK ...
THESE DAWGS R MADE FOR STREET FIGHTING.... OK...OK.....NO STREET FIGHTERS....
OK OK...........RUN DAA STREets....
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IN GOD da Godz WE tRUST...
ill be damned if im a pirate...
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2006-06-14 19:45:25 · 3 answers · asked by Platinum Pawz 1 in Music

I know that controlling your dreams or having lucid dreams is possible because I can do it. I learned how to 20 years ago and needed NO mechanical devices or pills. I use a method which is very quick to learn and easy to practice. NO JOURNAL NEEDED. Just your MIND. Let me know your stories.

2006-06-14 19:44:59 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

Farted in a Jungle and nobody Smelled it (u had air filter on).....then did u really farted ???

Think and reply....it's a Philosophical question!!!

he he he

2006-06-14 19:42:45 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-06-14 19:42:37 · 25 answers · asked by christyxy777777 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-06-14 19:41:15 · 4 answers · asked by Crazy Munchie 2 in Television

2006-06-14 19:39:31 · 9 answers · asked by Mr. Guy 2 in Celebrities

so give me all you got, i need as many movies as you can list. Any movies will help, comedy, horror, romance,suspense, everything!!!

2006-06-14 19:38:43 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

so give me all you got, i need as many movies as you can list. Any movies will help, comedy, horror, romance,suspense, everything!!!

2006-06-14 19:38:41 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2006-06-14 19:36:58 · 19 answers · asked by jbjefferies 3 in Movies

2006-06-14 19:36:54 · 7 answers · asked by Lollipop 2 in Celebrities

2006-06-14 19:33:52 · 33 answers · asked by F.B.I. 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-06-14 19:32:59 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-06-14 19:32:24 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

Hi can you sell lyrics on ebay???????

2006-06-14 19:31:57 · 13 answers · asked by Sid Wilson 2 in Music

i like almost anything, and im looking for a great mixture....please help

2006-06-14 19:30:48 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-06-14 19:29:50 · 9 answers · asked by mtlhead420 2 in Music

Does anyone around the 50 age group remember a TV series featuring an owl and a guest appearance of a singer called Eysha Brough (not sure of the spelling). I have wanted to see pictures of this singer and remember the program for a long time but guess its impossible. If you are reading this Eysha what happened to you?

2006-06-14 19:29:41 · 3 answers · asked by 48yearsold 1 in Television

i mean the latest American pop songs.

2006-06-14 19:28:07 · 8 answers · asked by feng h 1 in Music

In that Verizon Wireless commercial there is a song that goes "'I pulled into Nazareth, feelin' about a half past dead'"? who sings it, what's it called?

2006-06-14 19:27:17 · 4 answers · asked by fancee 2 in Music

2006-06-14 19:26:51 · 25 answers · asked by jbjefferies 3 in Movies

Ok whats the deal with these biorhythms and are they really accurate? I did a biorhythm comparison with this guy i know who is an Auqarius(February 5) and i'm a Cancer(July 19) born in the same year. By our sun signs we aren't supposed to be compatable, but when i did the biorhythm test, we matched up 94% compatible. The same thing happened when i compared myself to a guy i know thats a Sagittaruis.(also not compatible) Now, i know these tests are based on the persons birthdate right down to the day and year, but can anyone tell me why this might have happened even though we have two incompatible signs?

2006-06-14 19:24:59 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

I have heard that when you purchase tickets like a week or less before the show they will be much cheaper. But what about shipping. That is something to consider. I just wanted to know does waiting really pay off. I just don't want to be sitting there right where I started from with no tickets, really cheap crap tickets, or tickets that are late and don't make it in time.

2006-06-14 19:22:41 · 6 answers · asked by Shaddup shaddin' up! 3 in Music

2006-06-14 19:20:47 · 2 answers · asked by weedwhacker-49 1 in Music

Toby keith is an ignorant redneck!Has anyone heard that before?

2006-06-14 19:20:25 · 10 answers · asked by Glassblower 1 in Music

Did you like it, what do you think of the ride.

2006-06-14 19:18:54 · 5 answers · asked by gothic_goddess_amy_lee420 2 in Other - Entertainment

2006-06-14 19:17:38 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment