A man was brought to Mercy Hospital and taken in for coronary surgery. The operation went well and, as the groggy man regained consciousness, he was reassured by a Sister of Mercy, who was waiting by his bed.

"Mr. Smith, you're going to be just fine," said the nun, gently patting his hand. "We do need to know, however, how you intend to pay for your stay here. Are you covered by insurance?"

"No, I'm not," the man whispered hoarsely.

"Can you pay in cash?" persisted the nun.

"I'm afraid I cannot, Sister."

"Well, do you have any close relatives?" the nun essayed.

"Just my sister in New Mexico," he volunteered. "But she's a humble spinster nun."

"Oh, I must correct you, Mr. Smith. Nuns are not 'spinsters.' They are married to God."

"Wonderful," said Smith. "In that case, please send the bill to my brother-in-law."

2006-06-14 17:46:28 · 7 answers · asked by nice_libra_guy 6 in Jokes & Riddles

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Who here is a Backstreet Boys fan?

2006-06-14 17:45:44 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

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Which daytime SOAP would you want to be casted on? Why?

2006-06-14 17:45:31 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

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What kind of action movie do you like?

2006-06-14 17:43:55 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

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Why are people so obsessed with Celeb's?

Why? They are all just normal people who for some reason people idolise. Why?

2006-06-14 17:43:54 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

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How tall is anderson cooper?

2006-06-14 17:42:42 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

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Which tv daughter and mom would you want to make love to?

2006-06-14 17:41:19 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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I cannot stand some of the people on this!ugh! Do you like these people?

proudcaucasion and disciple

2006-06-14 17:40:56 · 28 answers · asked by lipglosslover 3 in Polls & Surveys

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URGENT! What is a good begginer-intermediate bass guitar pack/brand? I NEED TO KNOW QUICK!?

I am going on a mission trip to Honduras. The church we will be working with has asked us to bring a Bass Guitar, because they do not have one for there praise band. It is a very small church about the size of a normal sized house; it has maybe 50-60 members at most. I am guessing they have a begginer to intermidete Bass Guitarist. What is a relitivley good CHEAP Bass Guitar pack/brand?

2006-06-14 17:40:52 · 7 answers · asked by Chocolat 4 in Music

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What 80's rock singer do you like best?

2006-06-14 17:40:00 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

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Who are the 3 best rappers of all time?

In your opinion, who are the 3 best ever?
You can add a 4th if you want.

2006-06-14 17:37:53 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

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Who's the "Best" Superman (the movie's Christopher Reeve) or (TV's Dean Caine)?

Why did you choose the actor you did? I believe Dean Caine is the best Superman/Clark Kent of all time. The new actor now playing Superman hasn't had a chance to prove himself.

2006-06-14 17:36:18 · 6 answers · asked by ZORRO 3 in Other - Entertainment

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