steal my CAT's milk...????I am hungry !!!!
Note: I am only SIX months old!!!!!!!!
2006-06-14 17:48:16 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2006-06-14 17:51:54 · update #1
well first you find a mousey (look under the floor boards or in the basement ohhh ahhh) hold the mouse by its tail and swing it in front of the cat and then throw the mousey and the cat will chase it. then quickly pick up the bowl and move it to your room. now to drink the milk you have to think like a cat so i have noticed that before a cat drinks milk it alway licks itself i guess they practice good manners by being clean before they eat so lick yourself and then slowly bend over and pull the milk up into your mouth pause after ever 4th or 5th drink and then lick yourself again. then go back and repeat. when you reach the bottom of the bowl fill it up with some water and put it back. the cat will be too stupid to notice and you'll be full. its a win lose situation so yep check ya later ♥
2006-06-14 20:06:17 · answer #1 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Babies can not type at six months old and you would have a soft spot on your head. So your a liar but I'll tell you get it when the cat is not looking or get the cat in its cage then get the milk.
2006-06-15 20:36:30 · answer #2 · answered by Da Great 1 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Open up a package of meat, wait for the cat to get interested in it, and toss it in the fridge. When the cat goes in after it, close the door. Then you'll have the milk (and the rest of the house) all to yourself. Might as well play in the cat's private sandbox while you're at it... hee hee.
2006-06-14 18:11:27 · answer #3 · answered by 42ITUS™ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You don't really want to steal the cat's milk. It's been sitting out and is probably warm and stale. Besides the cat has been drinking it, and you know where else they lick! No, well, ask your mom as soon as you learn how to talk.
2006-06-14 19:49:53 · answer #4 · answered by Christy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First of all, you have to find out where the catnip is, then "accidentally" spill some in a corner far, far away from the milk bowl. Then hopefully the car will play with it, and then you can hurry up and crawl to its bowl and drink its milk.
2006-06-14 18:04:45 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you could just like distract the cat with a ball of string or a fake mouse and steal the milk! :)
2006-06-15 09:46:15 · answer #6 · answered by movn4wood 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHA......... great BABy!
look again!
Throw the cat's mouse toy into the fish tank, then the cat will jump in and the dog will have loads of fun watching a new catfish!
Bye Bye BABy!
2006-06-14 18:00:23 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
claims your cat as "terrorist" because she has nuclear, chemical and biological weapon which is a big threat to the the world's safe,then you can take milk in front of her.
no,u can't? just go ask Bush for help
2006-06-14 18:26:42 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If your hungry you should go for the cruchies instead, soak them in the milk first though, dont want you to choke now do we Baby. :)
2006-06-15 01:02:36 · answer #9 · answered by Purplgirl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just crawl over to the cats dish & slurp it up!
2006-06-14 18:36:19 · answer #10 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋