Entertainment & Music - 14 June 2006

Sherri likes me but i told her i liked tina, and sherri told tina that i said no, and tina got mad at what sherri said, but then tina told me sherri knew i knew she knew


what do i do ?

2006-06-14 17:35:14 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Two Indians and a Hillbilly from Tennessee, were walking in the woods. All of a sudden one of the Indians ran up a hill to the mouth of a small cave. "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!", he called into the cave and then he listened very closely until he heard an answering, "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!"
He tore off his clothes and ran into the cave.
The Hillbilly was puzzled and asked the other Indian what that was all about, was the other Indian crazy or what?
"No," said the Indian. "It is our custom during mating season when Indian men see cave, they holler 'Wooooo Wooooo! Wooooo! into the opening. If they get an answer back, it means there is a girl in there waiting to mate."
Just then they saw another cave. The Indian ran up to the opening of the cave stopped, and hollered, "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!"
Immediately, there was an answering "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" from deep inside the cave.
He tore off his clothes and ran into the cave.

2006-06-14 17:35:05 · 14 answers · asked by nice_libra_guy 6 in Jokes & Riddles

sort of tough guys

2006-06-14 17:34:58 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

2006-06-14 17:34:41 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

Now I am going on comedy for this one

2006-06-14 17:33:15 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-06-14 17:32:07 · 19 answers · asked by libusgrace 1 in Celebrities

2006-06-14 17:32:01 · 9 answers · asked by frendo1993perez 1 in Music

my favorites are south park,viva la bam,pun'k,and music videos if you consider music videos a tv show

2006-06-14 17:31:17 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2006-06-14 17:30:51 · 9 answers · asked by ZORRO 3 in Television

2006-06-14 17:30:43 · 14 answers · asked by terribletm 2 in Television

name your favorite one :

Mine is "One Froggy Day" --- a man finds a singing frog but the frog won't sing for anyone else --- it drives the poor man crazy because he wants to make money - but the frog just won't sing for others!

2006-06-14 17:29:49 · 34 answers · asked by jaimestar64cross 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-06-14 17:29:35 · 2 answers · asked by bugzaper 3 in Music

A guy walks into a bar and sits down. He starts dialing numbers like there's a telephone in his hand, then puts his palm up against his cheek and begins talking. Suspicious, the bartender walks over and tells him this is a very tough neighborhood and he doesn't need any trouble here.
The guy replies, "You don't understand. I'm very hi-tech. I had a phone installed in my hand because I was tired of carrying the cellular." The bartender says "Prove it." The guy dials up a number and hands his hand to the bartender. The bartender talks into the hand and carries on a conversation.
"That's incredible!" says the bartender. "I would never have believed it!" "Yeah", said the guy, "I can keep in touch with my broker, my wife, you name it. By the way, where is the men's room?" The bartenderdirects him to the men's room.
The guy goes in and 5, 10, 20 minutes go by and he doesn't return. Fearing the worst given the neighborhood, the bartender goes into the men's room to check on the guy.

2006-06-14 17:28:51 · 5 answers · asked by nice_libra_guy 6 in Jokes & Riddles

whats that song thats sumthin like, "lemme see you shake it, make it.....that booty, what you gon doooo? with that booty, what you gon doooo?" haha, im such a dork but i love that song

2006-06-14 17:28:45 · 2 answers · asked by sball124 3 in Music

So this is going be like a shocker like totally but i have never seen gone with the wind... but how do u all feel about it and that quote? and do u tink i should watch gone with the wind, like is it really worth watching? thnx

2006-06-14 17:27:52 · 29 answers · asked by Juno. 4 in Movies

2006-06-14 17:27:34 · 4 answers · asked by muskokastan 3 in Movies

2006-06-14 17:27:12 · 29 answers · asked by katchu78 2 in Celebrities

just want to know

2006-06-14 17:26:34 · 10 answers · asked by Courtney L 1 in Music

2006-06-14 17:26:23 · 5 answers · asked by terribletm 2 in Movies

Why/ why not

2006-06-14 17:25:45 · 9 answers · asked by rottenkid4560 3 in Movies

what do you get when you cross an owl with a bunjie cord?

2006-06-14 17:24:51 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

i mean it wasn't as good as the book....

2006-06-14 17:24:35 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2006-06-14 17:24:24 · 6 answers · asked by Rainy_girl 2 in Television

First you cut a round hole in the ice, Then you place small peas around the hole and wait. When a Polar bear comes around and takes a pea you shoot him in the ice hole

2006-06-14 17:23:28 · 10 answers · asked by Deana M 2 in Jokes & Riddles

guy walks into a bar ... once inside, he realizes it's a gay bar, but he decides, 'What the heck, I really want a drink.' So he sits down at the bar, and the gay bartender says to him, 'What's the name of your penis?' The guy says, 'Look, I'm not into any of that. All I want is a drink.' The gay bartender says, 'I'm sorry, but I can't serve you until you tell me the name of your penis.' So the guy looks at the man sitting to his left who is sipping on a beer and asks, 'Hey bud, what's the name of your penis?' The man to left, with a smile, looks back and says, 'TIMEX.' The guy asks, 'Why Timex?' The fella proudly replies, 'Cause it takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin'!'
A little shaken, the guy turns to the fella on his right sipping on a fruity margarita, 'So, what do you call your penis?' The man to his right turns to him and proudly exclaims, 'FORD, because quality is Job 1', he then ads, 'Have you driven a Ford lately?'

2006-06-14 17:23:18 · 8 answers · asked by nice_libra_guy 6 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-06-14 17:18:20 · 12 answers · asked by lemonspice 2 in Horoscopes

2006-06-14 17:17:56 · 14 answers · asked by RICHIES...STUFF 2 in Music

A successful businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend to gamble. He lost the shirt off his back, and had nothing left but a quarter and the second half of his round trip ticket -- If he could just get to the airport he could get himself home. So he went out to the front of the casino where there was a cab waiting.
He got in and explained his situation to the cabbie. He promised to send the driver money from home, he offered him his credit card numbers, his drivers license number, his address, etc. but to no avail. The cabbie said (adopt appropriate dialect), "If you don't have fifteen dollars, get the hell out of my cab!" So the businessman was forced to hitch-hike to the airport and was barely in time to catch his flight.
One year later the businessman, having worked long and hard to regain his financial success, returned to Vegas and this time he won big. Feeling pretty good about himself, he went out to the front of the casino to get a cab ride back to the airport.

2006-06-14 17:16:16 · 7 answers · asked by nice_libra_guy 6 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-06-14 17:16:15 · 7 answers · asked by khaoticwarchild 3 in Magazines

I need some help! Can anyone think of a few great ways to promote a night club specializing with an African theme and world music (i.e. Reggae, Salsa, Afro Beat, African music, etc.)

I have tons of flyers with no idea where to start!
Locals please help!

2006-06-14 17:16:09 · 2 answers · asked by kitt 4 in Other - Entertainment