Two Indians and a Hillbilly from Tennessee, were walking in the woods. All of a sudden one of the Indians ran up a hill to the mouth of a small cave. "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!", he called into the cave and then he listened very closely until he heard an answering, "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!"
He tore off his clothes and ran into the cave.
The Hillbilly was puzzled and asked the other Indian what that was all about, was the other Indian crazy or what?
"No," said the Indian. "It is our custom during mating season when Indian men see cave, they holler 'Wooooo Wooooo! Wooooo! into the opening. If they get an answer back, it means there is a girl in there waiting to mate."
Just then they saw another cave. The Indian ran up to the opening of the cave stopped, and hollered, "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!"
Immediately, there was an answering "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" from deep inside the cave.
He tore off his clothes and ran into the cave.
2006-06-14 17:35:05 · 14 answers · asked by nice_libra_guy 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The Hillbilly wandered around in the woods alone for a while, and then he came upon a great big cave. As he looked in amazement at the size of the huge opening, he was thinking, "Hoo, man! Look at the size of this cave! It is bigger than those the Indians found. There must be some really big, fine women in this cave!"
He stood in front of the opening and hollered with all his might, "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!"
He grinned and closed his eyes in anticipation, and then he heard the answering call, "WOOOOOOOOO! WOOOOOOOOO! WOOOOOOOOO!"
With a gleam in his eyes and a smile on his face, he raced into the cave tearing off his clothes as he ran.
The following day, the headline of Newspaper read..... NAKED HILLBILLY RUN OVER BY FREIGHT TRAIN.
2006-06-14 17:35:17 · update #1
Hey peeps, dont u go Wooo Woooo here, there might be some Indian waiting on the other side, LOL!!!
2006-06-14 17:51:32 · update #2
haaa haa ha....hilarious....ha ha ha ha.....very funny......ha ha ha ha ha ha ha........oh my stomach...........ha ha ha ha ha ha........tell me some more............ha ha ha ha ha..........VOOOOO HOOOOO HOOOOO !!!
2006-06-14 18:21:25 · answer #1 · answered by earthwaterfireairsky 3 · 2⤊ 2⤋
7 out of 10
2006-06-14 19:05:31 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Woooo! Woooo! Burrppp!!! (eaten by a bear)
2006-06-14 18:53:45 · answer #3 · answered by kurakure 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one. 9/10.
2006-06-14 19:38:42 · answer #4 · answered by brainyandy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol... Wooo Wooo
2006-06-14 17:39:24 · answer #5 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol funny i like ur jokes thet're very funny lmao
2006-06-14 17:41:36 · answer #6 · answered by babykhi16 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HILARIOUS. Love it! WOOO! WOOO! WOOO! Awesome!
2006-06-14 18:15:36 · answer #7 · answered by passion8 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WOOOOOO WOOOOOOO WOOOOOO! lol! Funny Funny! hehe!
2006-06-14 17:45:36 · answer #8 · answered by lipglosslover 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought it was the computer geek... but anyway, woohoo!!!
2006-06-14 18:29:48 · answer #9 · answered by joann_xvi 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not bad.
--- LeeeN
2006-06-14 19:51:53 · answer #10 · answered by LiN 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmfao omg that was too good!! lol
2006-06-14 17:42:13 · answer #11 · answered by bettywitdabigbooty 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋