A guy walks into a bar and sits down. He starts dialing numbers like there's a telephone in his hand, then puts his palm up against his cheek and begins talking. Suspicious, the bartender walks over and tells him this is a very tough neighborhood and he doesn't need any trouble here.
The guy replies, "You don't understand. I'm very hi-tech. I had a phone installed in my hand because I was tired of carrying the cellular." The bartender says "Prove it." The guy dials up a number and hands his hand to the bartender. The bartender talks into the hand and carries on a conversation.
"That's incredible!" says the bartender. "I would never have believed it!" "Yeah", said the guy, "I can keep in touch with my broker, my wife, you name it. By the way, where is the men's room?" The bartenderdirects him to the men's room.
The guy goes in and 5, 10, 20 minutes go by and he doesn't return. Fearing the worst given the neighborhood, the bartender goes into the men's room to check on the guy.
2006-06-14 17:28:51 · 5 answers · asked by nice_libra_guy 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The guy is spread-eagled up against the wall. His pants are pulled down and he has a roll of toilet paper up his butt.
"Oh my god!" said the bartender. "Did they rob you? Are you hurt?"
The guy turns and says, "No, no, I'm ok. I'm just waiting for a fax."
2006-06-14 17:29:03 · update #1
I get it by Fax babykhi!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-06-14 17:52:21 · update #2
I get it by Fax babykhi!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-06-14 17:52:22 · update #3
High Tech Bodies
Three women, one Greman, one Japanese, and a Hillbilly were sitting naked in a sauna.
Suddenly there was a beeping sound.
The Greman pressed her forearm and the beeping stopped.
The others looked at her questioningly.
"That was my pager," she said, "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm."
A few minutes later, a phone rang.
The Japanese women lifted her palm to her ear and talked quietly.
When she was finished, she explained, "That was my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand."
The Hillbilly woman felt decidedly low tech.
Not to be outdone, she decided she had to do something just as impressive.
She stepped out of the sauna and went to the bathroom.
She returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from her behind.
The others raised their eyebrows and stared at her.
The Hillbilly woman finally said, "Well, will you look at that, I'm getting a fax."
2006-06-15 21:15:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol. I have heard another version with 3ladies (one a hillbilliy) at a spa.
2006-06-15 00:44:45 · answer #2 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great one
2006-06-15 01:18:16 · answer #3 · answered by passion8 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha lol lmao funny where do u get this stuff???
2006-06-15 00:33:58 · answer #4 · answered by babykhi16 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm rofl.
--- LeeeN
2006-06-15 00:35:10 · answer #5 · answered by LiN 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋