guy walks into a bar ... once inside, he realizes it's a gay bar, but he decides, 'What the heck, I really want a drink.' So he sits down at the bar, and the gay bartender says to him, 'What's the name of your penis?' The guy says, 'Look, I'm not into any of that. All I want is a drink.' The gay bartender says, 'I'm sorry, but I can't serve you until you tell me the name of your penis.' So the guy looks at the man sitting to his left who is sipping on a beer and asks, 'Hey bud, what's the name of your penis?' The man to left, with a smile, looks back and says, 'TIMEX.' The guy asks, 'Why Timex?' The fella proudly replies, 'Cause it takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin'!'
A little shaken, the guy turns to the fella on his right sipping on a fruity margarita, 'So, what do you call your penis?' The man to his right turns to him and proudly exclaims, 'FORD, because quality is Job 1', he then ads, 'Have you driven a Ford lately?'
2006-06-14 17:23:18 · 8 answers · asked by nice_libra_guy 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Even more shaken, the guy has to think for a moment before he comes up with a name for his penis. He turns to the bartender and exclaims, 'The name of my penis is SECRET. Now give me my beer.'
The bartender begins to pour the guy a beer, but with a puzzled look asks, 'Why secret?' The guy says, 'because it's strong enough for a man but made for a woman!'
2006-06-14 17:23:36 · update #1
haha!!that kinda made my day 1.7 %!!arent you proud u made somone's day!@!
2006-06-14 20:26:30 · answer #1 · answered by me.. 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
2 points
2006-06-15 00:28:13 · answer #2 · answered by takers dreamcatcher 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So good I had to share!
2006-06-15 02:06:35 · answer #3 · answered by passion8 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAH!!!! that's f-ing hilarious!!! I'm stealing it!!! LOL
2006-06-15 00:44:51 · answer #4 · answered by hh4pres 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
are you coming on to me? ******
2006-06-15 00:27:06 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha he he he
--- LeeeN
2006-06-15 00:28:31 · answer #6 · answered by LiN 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahhh funny i get it......... i think........
2006-06-15 00:26:36 · answer #7 · answered by babykhi16 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol... :)
2006-06-15 00:26:52 · answer #8 · answered by Pearl303Rumor 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋