Entertainment & Music - 14 June 2006

2006-06-14 00:13:22 · 43 answers · asked by Wesley 2 in Movies

How do u find Gordo

2006-06-14 00:12:45 · 6 answers · asked by Kanie 2 in Television

i love both the books and the movies. harry potter is the bomb.

2006-06-14 00:12:33 · 10 answers · asked by basketballkid567 1 in Movies

heres a list of metal bands that i listen to
metallica
pantera
iron maiden
ac/dc
slipknot
stone sour
motley crue
black sabbath
guns n roses
megadeath
tool
disturbed
black label society


if theres any good bands or songs that i didnt list plz tell me

2006-06-14 00:10:29 · 20 answers · asked by drummerboy451 2 in Music

had two peas stuck up his nose a carrot in one ear and a piece of steak in the other.he went to the doctor and said"Im not feeling well.."The doctor said:Youre not eating properly"


Did you hear about the old folks home that gives each of their elderly male guests a Viagra before bedtime so they dont roll out of bed!

A heavy guys gets onto the scales at the doctors and says "Am I too fat?"
"No"the doctor says"your weight is fine,but you are 11 feet too short!!"

2006-06-14 00:08:46 · 14 answers · asked by Shea 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-06-14 00:07:15 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

was having an affair.So one day she calls home from workand a strange woman answers"Who is this?"she asks
"Im the maid"
"We dont have a maid"
"I was hired this morning by the man of the house"
"Well this is his wife is he there?"
The maid replied"Hes up stairs in the bedroom with a woman I thought was his wife"
Funing the wife says"How would you like to make $10,000?"
"What do I have to do?"
"Go to the desk and get the gun and shoot the jerk and the slut hes with".The maid puts down the phone and after a while the woman hears footsteps and 2 gun shots,then the maid picks up the phone again"What should I do with the bodies?".The woman says"Throw them in the swimming pool"Puzzled the maid asks "What swimming pool?"A long pause and then the wife asks"Is this 555-4821.......?!!!!"

2006-06-14 00:07:08 · 12 answers · asked by Shea 3 in Jokes & Riddles

Referring to "Q" on "Star Trek Next Generation"

2006-06-14 00:06:21 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

a special kind of pet something unsual so she went to the pet shop andspotted a large exotic bird she asked the owner"how much is that bird?"He replied"Only $50""$50!!surely it should be more expensive"
"Well"he said"it should be,but it used to be in a brothel and it can say some pretty vulgar stuff"Delighted that such a rare bird should be so cheap she bought it any way and took it home.She hung the birds cage in her living room the bird looked around and said"New house,new Madam"At first she was a little shocked but then laughed it off.When her daughters came back from school the bird said"New house,new Madam,new tarts!"The girls laughed thiinking it was very funny.Later that night her husband came home and the bird said"New house,new Madam,new tarts..oh hi George..!!!"

2006-06-14 00:04:52 · 8 answers · asked by Shea 3 in Jokes & Riddles

the skin meets skin,
hair meets hair
n balls disappear..

2006-06-14 00:02:15 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-06-14 00:01:28 · 33 answers · asked by BrianL 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-06-14 00:00:28 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

2006-06-14 00:00:24 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies