1. A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are working at a construction site. One day the brunette said, "If I have a ham sandwich, I'll jump off this building and die." She had a ham sandwich, so she jumped and died. The next day, the redhead said, "If I have a cheese sandwich, I'll jump off this builiding and die." She had a cheese sandwich, so she jumped and died. The next day, the blonde said, "If I have a PBJ sandwich, I'll jump off this building and die." She had a PBJ sandwich, so she jumped and died.
At the girls' funeral, the brunette and redhead moms cried and regretted for packing the "deadly sandwiches." Then they asked the blonde mom, "Why don't you feel guilty?" "Because," the blonde mom said. "My daughter packed her own lunch that day.
Q: A butcherman has a wife, 2 kids, a dog, is 5 ft. 9, lives in CA, has red hair, and likes to wear womens' clothing. What does the butcherman weigh?
A: Meat.
2006-06-14
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