1. A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are working at a construction site. One day the brunette said, "If I have a ham sandwich, I'll jump off this building and die." She had a ham sandwich, so she jumped and died. The next day, the redhead said, "If I have a cheese sandwich, I'll jump off this builiding and die." She had a cheese sandwich, so she jumped and died. The next day, the blonde said, "If I have a PBJ sandwich, I'll jump off this building and die." She had a PBJ sandwich, so she jumped and died.
At the girls' funeral, the brunette and redhead moms cried and regretted for packing the "deadly sandwiches." Then they asked the blonde mom, "Why don't you feel guilty?" "Because," the blonde mom said. "My daughter packed her own lunch that day.
Q: A butcherman has a wife, 2 kids, a dog, is 5 ft. 9, lives in CA, has red hair, and likes to wear womens' clothing. What does the butcherman weigh?
A: Meat.
2006-06-14 02:02:24 · 16 answers · asked by LasagnaRocks! 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ive heard both b4...i guz da 1st one....on a scale of 10...ill give it a 7....
2006-06-14 02:14:17 · answer #1 · answered by bmyfriend 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
10 out of 10
2006-06-14 03:55:22 · answer #2 · answered by Patrick M. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would say the first one on a scale of 1to 10 it's about a 7
2006-06-14 02:07:33 · answer #3 · answered by Varitek <3 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
#1. I <3 blonde jokes...probably an 8
2006-06-14 02:23:23 · answer #4 · answered by All you need is love :] 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The first one is probably a 4 and the second one is probably a 2
2006-06-14 10:38:38 · answer #5 · answered by TraceyH 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha the first one was really funny, 8/10
the second one wasn't bad, would be more affective if the answer wasn't right there, and the person listening to the joke actually had to try and guess (6/10)
2006-06-14 04:31:07 · answer #6 · answered by cute_but_dangerous 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i#1 i give it a 7
2006-06-14 02:19:52 · answer #7 · answered by idontkno 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like the first one better..... stupid blondes lol jk! blondes do have more fun id say an 8 out of 10
2006-06-14 02:07:39 · answer #8 · answered by clarissa c 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Loved the first one, it really made me laugh. And I'm blonde!! I give it 11. (It's the blonde in me)
2006-06-14 02:23:59 · answer #9 · answered by wondering 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
different version of an couple of old favorites 5/10
2006-06-14 02:22:09 · answer #10 · answered by Peter B 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I agree with you. You are abusing Yahoo! Answers by asking a totally useless question, so, I won't be answering that one.
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2006-06-17 09:38:35 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋