A cabby picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won't
stop staring at her.
She asks him why is he staring and he replies, "I have a question to
ask you but I don't want to offend you."
She answers, 'My dear son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as
I am and have been a nun a long as I have, you get a chance to see and
hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say
or ask that I would find offensive."
"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun go down on me."
She thinks a bit and then responds, "Well, let's see what we can do
about that: #1, you have to be single and #2 you must be Catholic."
The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I am single and I'm
Catholic too!"
The nun says, "OK, pull into the next alley."
He does and the nun fulfills his fantasy.
But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying. "My
dear child, said the nun, why are you crying?"
"Forgive me sister, but I have sinned. I lied, I must confess, I'm
married and I'm Jewish."
The nun says, "That's OK, my name is Kevin and I'm on my way to a
Halloween party."
2006-06-14 02:02:12 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
TO FUNNY...I KNOW THE CAB DRIVER WAS HEATED
100,000,000,000 OUT OF TEN
:) GOOD JOB
2006-06-14 02:41:49 · answer #1 · answered by Hershey 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
omg thats funny as helll but grose too heheheh
2006-06-14 04:19:23 · answer #2 · answered by andre g 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
again? cool not heard that for about 2 days
2006-06-14 02:10:56 · answer #3 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
itz okay, but its the same joke told ova and ova again.
2006-06-14 02:29:32 · answer #4 · answered by Jenny M 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha that's horrible lol
2006-06-14 04:33:43 · answer #5 · answered by cute_but_dangerous 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol your bad man
2006-06-14 02:21:22 · answer #6 · answered by idontkno 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was so sick and wrong it was hillareous!
2006-06-14 03:40:33 · answer #7 · answered by kutpi007 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋