Entertainment & Music - 10 June 2006

Jimmy MacBraintwit had heard a rumour that his father, grandfather and great-grandfather had all walked on water on their 21st birthdays. So, on his 21st birthday Jimmy and his cousin Bobby MacBraintwig went to the nearby loch. "If they did it, I can too!" he insisted. They rented a boat and started rowing. When they had reached the middle of the loch, Jimmy stepped off the side of the boat ... and nearly drowned. Furious and somewhat ashamed, he and Bobby headed for home. When he arrived back at the family farm, Jimmy asked his grandmother for an explanation. "Grandma, why can't I walk on water like my father and his father , and his father before him?" The feeble old grandmother took Jimmy by the hands, looked into his eyes and explained, "That's because your father, grandfather and great-grandfather were born in winter ... you were born in summer."

2006-06-10 04:11:42 · 13 answers · asked by simply_boring 4 in Jokes & Riddles

'hello, would you like to come to my barbeque' i said,
'yeh sure but you havent got one' they said
'i recently bought one' i said
'what barbeque did you get? a kettle drum one' laughing as they said it.
'no its gas' i said
they stopped laughing and quickly changed the subject.

2006-06-10 04:11:37 · 4 answers · asked by lonely as a cloud 6 in Other - Entertainment

I'm in Alaska, USA, and I see big beautiful trees finally with leaves. It's 7:00 am and it's going to be a sunny day. I live on a quiet street so can't see much. Some days we have moose in the yard.

2006-06-10 04:09:57 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-06-10 04:09:51 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

The indian fellas were brought to South Africa to cut the cane and burn the grass.
They got mixed up with their job descriptions and now they are smoking the grass and drinking the cane.
No offense meant guys..

2006-06-10 04:08:47 · 8 answers · asked by Featherman 5 in Jokes & Riddles

Is boring and a waste of time. I would rather have my teeth pulled out one by one than watch it.....anyone else?

And we wont win the Cup.......we never do (bar 1966)

2006-06-10 04:05:46 · 35 answers · asked by sal-your pal 4 in Other - Entertainment

10 points to the most creative answer.
What is your version of world end?
Mine would be that the world stop spinning.
Time stop existing. That is when world ends.

2006-06-10 04:03:40 · 9 answers · asked by redhead2734 3 in Other - Entertainment

You wake-up the next morning in yourself in your bedroom. You get up and head for the door and as you unlock the door and swing it open to see the pathway boarded up. You then walk over to the wind where you pull the curtains up and you see more boards blocking you way out

2006-06-10 04:03:20 · 12 answers · asked by marker20062000 1 in Jokes & Riddles

Paul Stanley
Gene Simmons
Tommy Thayer
Eric Singer

2006-06-10 04:01:41 · 10 answers · asked by Lord of Luster 2 in Music

A policeman pulled a car over and told the driver that because he had been wearing his seat belt, he had just won $5,000 in the state-wide safety competition.
"What are you going to do with the money?" asked the policeman.
"Well, I guess I'm going to buy a driver's license, and maybe some insurance too" he answered.
"Oh, don't listen to him," yelled a woman in the passenger seat. "He's a smart aleck when he's drunk."
This woke up the guy in the back-seat, who took one look at the cop and moaned, "I knew we wouldn't get far in a stolen car."
At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a voice said, "Are we over the border yet?"

2006-06-10 04:01:20 · 13 answers · asked by simply_boring 4 in Jokes & Riddles

what's better than roses on your piano?



come on take a guess anything one of you has to know it

2006-06-10 04:01:05 · 4 answers · asked by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-06-10 04:00:56 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

I really can't stand Heather Mills - I always knew she was upto something. Poor old Paul (though I don't like him much either), really got taken to the cleaners with this one!!!!!!!

They kept her PORN past quiet for the whole of the time they were together though - respect where it's due!

I bet his daughters can't wait to say 'I told you so'

Lesson in life - listen to the people who love you!!!!!

2006-06-10 03:58:18 · 11 answers · asked by sal-your pal 4 in Celebrities

2006-06-10 03:58:09 · 8 answers · asked by simply_boring 4 in Jokes & Riddles

i clicked on search then where it says find : i wrote smallville, then where it says type: i wrote movies/video and clicked search and then it started searching and went to 100% but nothing came up. i tried this a coupe of times but nothing came up. help me!!!!!!

2006-06-10 03:56:40 · 6 answers · asked by curse565 1 in Movies

Mine! And I didn't blow 5 points, I'm giving you 2 and a possible 10 for my birthday. Guess a celebrity who shares my birthday and the first one who gets it right, gets 10 points.

2006-06-10 03:56:16 · 7 answers · asked by Mad About Purple 5 in Celebrities

ive got a gas one.

2006-06-10 03:54:59 · 8 answers · asked by lonely as a cloud 6 in Other - Entertainment

2006-06-10 03:54:02 · 12 answers · asked by a knight 1 in Movies

2006-06-10 03:51:32 · 17 answers · asked by hmmm 2 in Other - Entertainment

2006-06-10 03:48:55 · 4 answers · asked by pokerguy007 1 in Movies

Joe and Holly and Ted and Lucy all live in the same house at 111 Maple St. Joe and Holly went out to a movie, and when they returned Lucy is lying dead on the floor in a puddle of water and broken glass. It is obvious that Ted killed Lucy but Ted is neither arrested nor severely punished. How come?

10 pts to who ever gets it right first....

2006-06-10 03:46:49 · 17 answers · asked by dohm84 4 in Jokes & Riddles

Remakes have been going on since the begining of time, but it seems like remakes are at a all time high. I love classic movies and if I like it a lot I might not be to keen on seeing a remake. I don't care to much for a remake but every now and then they might get me with one. So what's your best and worst remake. My fav has to be Peter Jackson Kong he did a good job and paid homage to the original, I also enjoyed Speilbergs War of the Worlds. I thought Stepford Wives was a horrible rendition of the original, I love Spencer Tracy and Katherine Hepburn in Guess Who's Coming to Dinner so thumbs down to Guess Who and the only thing I have to say about Poisiden is why? I thought it was funny when James Carpenter remade his own movie The Fog (well who better to do it). And what about the remakes that have been made 1000 times (Pride & Prejudice). And don't forget the remakes with the unnecessary sequel (Father of The Bride II). Oh wait the original had a sequel, well you get my drift.

2006-06-10 03:46:31 · 5 answers · asked by ? 2 in Movies

2006-06-10 03:45:10 · 4 answers · asked by gursimran singh c 1 in Celebrities

2006-06-10 03:43:48 · 24 answers · asked by Pretty Brown Eyes 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-06-10 03:42:42 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-06-10 03:39:19 · 12 answers · asked by theophilus 5 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-06-10 03:38:44 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

Hey, am really bored today, Does any of u have a good website where i can have fun( no dirty one please)

10 points will be given to the best one

Thank u

2006-06-10 03:37:37 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

what do you think about it

2006-06-10 03:37:36 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

2006-06-10 03:36:18 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities