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A plane takes off from New York's Kennedy airport.After it reaches a cruising altitude capt Sparks makes an announcement over the intercom.
'Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to flight 293,'he says. 'the weather ahead looks clear, so sit back and relax and - OH MY GOD!'
The intercom falls silent.
A minute later capt sparks comes back on the intercom.'I'm so sorry for scaring you earlier,'he says.'But while i was talking a flight attendant spilled a boiling cup of coffee on my lap.You should see the front of my pants!'
'Thats nothing,' a passenger at the rear shouted.'You should see the back of mine.!
2006-06-10
03:21:19
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