Quotations - July 2006

"Democracy is a very bad form of government, but all the others are so much worse!"
maybe this should be in politics or tv but it's a quote so...

2006-07-15 10:17:56 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous

every time I wash the car? Damn those feathered poo factories!

2006-07-15 09:35:32 · 26 answers · asked by nev 4

2006-07-15 05:35:53 · 8 answers · asked by niki 1

what is the meaning of the word "whither". I found in a newspaper caption as "whither democracy"
please help

2006-07-15 04:24:11 · 5 answers · asked by aparna 1

2006-07-15 03:49:24 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-07-15 03:01:42 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

Willys cynical thought for th day;

Never buy a coffin without a freaking lifetime guarantee!

Q. If you're going to make a parachute jump, at least how high should you be?  
A. Charley Weaver: Three days of steady drinking should do it.  

Q. True or False, a pea can last as long as 5,000 years.  
A. George Gobel: Boy, it sure seems that way sometimes!  

Q. According to Cosmopolitan, if you meet a stranger at a party and you think that he is attractive, is it okay to come out and ask him if he's married?  
A. Rose Marie: No; wait until morning.  

Q. Which of your five senses tends to diminish as you get older?  
A. Charley Weaver: My sense of decency.  

Q. In Hawaiian, does it take more than three words to say "I Love You?"  
A. Vincent Price: No, you can say it with a pineapple and a twenty.  

Q. What are "Do It," "I Can Help," and "I Can't Get Enough/"  
A. George Gobel: I don't know, but it's coming from the next apartment.  

Q. Charley, you've just decided to grow strawberries. Are you going to get any during the first year?  
A. Charley Weaver: Of course not, I'm too busy growing strawberries!  

Q. In bowling, what's a perfect score?  
A. Rose Marie: Ralph, the pin boy.  

Q. It is considered in bad taste to discuss two subjects at nudist camps. One is politics, what is the other?  
A. Paul Lynde: Tape measures.  

Q. During a tornado, are you safer in the bedroom or in the closet?  
A. Rose Marie: Unfortunately Peter, I'm always safe in the bedroom.  

Q. Can boys join the Campfire Girls?  
A. Marty Allen: Only after lights out.  

Q. If you were pregnant for two years, what would you give birth to?  
A. Paul Lynde: Whatever it is, it would never be afraid of the dark.  

Q. According to Ann Landers, is there anything wrong with getting into the habit of kissing a lot of people?  
A. Charley Weaver: It got me out of the Army.  

Q. It is the most abused and neglected part of your body, what is it?  
A. Paul Lynde: Mine may be abused, but it certainly isn't neglected.  

Q. Back in the old days, when Great Grandpa put horseradish on his head, what was he trying to do?  
A. George Gobel: Get it in his mouth.  

Q. Who stays pregnant for a longer period of time, your wife or your elephant?  
A. Paul Lynde: Who told you about my elephant?  

Q. When a couple has a baby, who is responsible for its sex?  
A. Charley Weaver: I'll lend him the car, the rest is up to him.  

Q. Jackie Gleason reported that he firmly believes in them and has already seen them on at least 2 occasions.  
A. Charley Weaver:  His feet.  

http://www.total-knowledge.com/~willyblues/

2006-07-15 01:09:39 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous

general,but expecting the indispensable one.

2006-07-14 23:28:56 · 14 answers · asked by amu 1

For example if I have word like
Differ
What are the noun, adverb, adjective, and verb?

2006-07-14 20:02:17 · 4 answers · asked by kamo 1

2006-07-14 15:59:47 · 3 answers · asked by Eagon 2

2006-07-14 13:46:36 · 8 answers · asked by civilrevenge 2

2006-07-14 10:51:59 · 10 answers · asked by Matt 3

2006-07-14 08:27:11 · 4 answers · asked by robert g 1

2006-07-14 08:05:26 · 10 answers · asked by Cape 2

"Let me be the devil's advovate" or something to that effect. I hear people say it alot, and don't really get it. I feel like an idiot!!

2006-07-14 05:46:43 · 10 answers · asked by voodoo_moonbaby43968 5

this is a question raised by humanresource manager who works for acompany i want this answer in detail

2006-07-14 03:28:05 · 7 answers · asked by Natraj S 1

I have to write in somebody's slam so quick.

2006-07-14 03:26:10 · 9 answers · asked by Black Eyes 2

For Girls Only Guys

2006-07-14 01:14:39 · 8 answers · asked by cherringub 1

hello everybody it's semon plz help me
send me some information about this quotation "continous effort is a guarantee to success"
It's too urgent
plz help me

2006-07-13 22:19:32 · 12 answers · asked by semon 2

2006-07-13 21:29:33 · 17 answers · asked by soulroute™ 3

Alright some of you guys know me as the person who keeps submitting funny questions! some of you know me as the person who keeps submitting junk... BUT! the point is Ive been keeping us all entertained! So... Who did it? WHo snitched and got all my questions removed! How could you!? If you dont like it just dont click on my questions you MEAN HORRIBLE POLLUTION OF HUMANITY!!!

2006-07-13 20:32:24 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

ok, the quote is..... "everyone lives in their own glass houses, you just have to be careful where you take your showers." i dont get it. im usually good at these but i cant connect this to anything. will some super crazy analyst reply with a detailed explaination. a reply from a regular old chap would be appreciated too. i'd like to hear the different ways people see this quote. so yeh, thanks.

2006-07-13 19:17:01 · 20 answers · asked by BO DIESEL 1

yes,I have apply for a new job and my employer is asking me to provied all the dates that I was anemployed,currently Iam not having any record of this dates,please where do you think I can get this Information from to enble me to get this new job?

2006-07-13 18:09:22 · 4 answers · asked by Gustav 1

1- Murder will out
2- Let bygones be bygones
3- Better wed over the mixen than over the moor
4- See naples and die
5- every flow hath its ebb
6- Never the twain shall meet
7- Unkissed, unkind

2006-07-13 17:35:25 · 9 answers · asked by Missy 4

My Dearest Allie. I couldn't sleep last night because I know that it's over between us. I'm not bitter any more, because I know that what we had was real. And if in some distant place in the future we see each other in our new lives, I'll smile at you with joy and remember how we spent the summer beneath the trees, learning from each other and growing in love. The best love is the kind that awakens the soul and makes us reach for more, that plants a fire in our hearts and brings peace to our minds, and that's what you've given me. That's what I hope to give to you forever. I love you. I'll be seeing you. Noah
The Notebook

2006-07-13 15:45:08 · 2 answers · asked by melissa 6

2006-07-13 14:59:10 · 9 answers · asked by Piper 1

I work with teenagers and the other day on of them told me "Hey teach, you're the ish" but they wouldn't tell me what it meant!

Any ideas?

2006-07-13 12:32:25 · 8 answers · asked by i!i!i!i!i! 3

2006-07-13 11:54:46 · 10 answers · asked by ougal 2

There are currently construction projects around campus, and we are coming up with a slogan to put on signs announcing the construction.The slogan should be something positive about how we are improving the campus through construction projects. An example is "Building our future"

2006-07-13 11:51:19 · 7 answers · asked by goteacher33 1

2006-07-13 11:44:15 · 15 answers · asked by Mr. Anonymous 3