2006-07-13 21:29:33 · 17 answers · asked by soulroute™ 3 in Education & Reference ➔ Quotations
Lady Astor said to Winston Churchill: "Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink."
Churchill quickly retorted: "Nancy, if I were your husband, I'd drink it."
2006-07-13 22:26:58 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
"Elizabeth, your mother will never speak to you again if you marry Mr. Collins. And I will never speak to you again if you do."
Mr. Bennett, "Pride and Prejudice" by Jane Austen
The following is courtesy of Steven Wright:
Is it weird in here, or is it just me?
Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.
You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
I went to a general store. They wouldn't let me buy anything specifically.
Ever notice how irons have a setting for *permanent* press? I don't get it...
I'm writing an unauthorized autobiography.
And my favorite:
What's another word for Thesaurus?
2006-07-14 04:42:09 · answer #2 · answered by Jen 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't know about amazing, but it was definitely worth remembering:
Are those space pants? Cuz that a** is out of this world!
2006-07-14 11:21:26 · answer #3 · answered by Laser Beam 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What's a dazzling urbanite like you doing in a place like this?
(from 'Blazing Saddles' by Mel Brooks)
2006-07-14 19:41:14 · answer #4 · answered by L. Jody 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nurse: A beautiful woman who holds your hand for one full minute and then expects your pulse to be normal
2006-07-14 04:38:35 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My name is Lil 6oy 6lue and Ima HU$TLER
2006-07-14 05:54:20 · answer #6 · answered by Witty wont stop! 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There is more than one way to skin a cat.........but the cat won't like any of them.
2006-07-14 17:07:16 · answer #7 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I Love You
2006-07-14 04:37:23 · answer #8 · answered by Santosh Singh 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Many times in my life I have been happy, but I have never been gay.
2006-07-14 09:23:54 · answer #9 · answered by Thomas C 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do you know who you remind me of? Someone I can really get comfortable with.
2006-07-14 04:33:49 · answer #10 · answered by no1special 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Brevity is the soul of wit." - Polonius - HAMLET
2006-07-14 08:43:47 · answer #11 · answered by }pixie{ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋