“Our zoo profits are dropping dramatically. We might become bankrupt very soon if we don’t think of something new to attract more visitors,” Alien 10 ferociously said.
“Well, what we could do is capture more zazacas,” Alien 13 gently replied.
“You tell me how that would increase our profits when we already have plenty of zazacas,“
Alien 10 angrily replied as his fist hit the desk.
“Sorry, it was just a suggestion,” Alien 13 responded, stuttering.
Alien 10 said, “Well can you keep your foolish ideas to yourself?”
Alien 15 responded, ”I have the perfect idea. Alien Scientist 324 recently discovered a new planet where the people call themselves 'humans.' They live on a Planet Called 'Earth,' the 294th planet found with life on it. But, out of all the planets with life on them, there's is the most uncivilized. They have noses on their faces instead of their arms! Isn’t that weird? They also have two arms instead of three. They are truly ugly looking. Now, let me tell you how unintelligent these humans are. They haven’t discovered teleportation or cloning. They haven’t even discovered how to make devices to allow themselves to contact each other telepathically. Instead, they carry around these large devices called 'cellular phones,' which are truly annoying. They make these ringing sounds.”
Alien 10 interrupted. “As much as I would like to hear about this highly unsophisticated, extra-terrestrial biological entity, what does this have to do with our zoo? You're off subject.“
"Well your alien supremeness, I say we teleport to this highly unsophisticated planet, enter in one of their human hospitals, take a baby human, teleport back to our planet, and place him in a zoo,” Alien 15 said while putting his three hands in the air widely.
“Do you have the coordinates to a hospital on Earth and temporary DNA changers so we can transform into one of these humans?“ Alien 10 asked.
“Though they might still be stuck in the digital age, we shouldn’t interfere with this civilization. It isn’t nice. How would you like it if someone just put you in a zoo?“ Alien 13 replied. Everyone laughed simultaneously
“They're not people, they're humans,” someone replied.
“What are the coordinates to this planet, Alien 15,” Alien 10 said, still laughing at the comment Alien 13 a made.
"540 by 905 are the exact coordinates, sir, and here is a sample of human hair. Put it on the DNA modifier. It will change us to humans, but we will still have our superior alien brains," Alien 15 said back as 10 put in the information to his watch and teleported to a human hospital.
"We need to be quick and agile if we are going to succeed," Alien 10 said, looking at a vending machine. "I wonder what a human liquefied edible element tastes like," thought Alien 10 to himself as he tried to get a drink by shaking the machine.
Telepathically and the zoo profits went up tremendously over the pass few days. Plenty of people visited The Global Zoo of Mathgloboor. The human was the greatest attraction after a month the zoo profits rise way higher then expected seventy billion gold pieces .Years went past the human had know knowledge of himself a feral child isolated from humans not able to speak his on lauagage but the zoo was the largest its all of mathgloboor and all of the employees became rich.. The human became like a jungle animal walking on four legs licking up the much they placed on his floor cage. Until one day a Alien 13 was sadden by what the did and decided to make a change. Alien 13 was a extremely intelligent scientist he worked at the zoo from the side. Throughout the years he was working on a device powered by water it could transmit knowledge to outsiders. And he finally was about to hook it up when it was night. He put the wires in the humans brain and transmitted the knowledge that was needed to who he was. I know who I am said the human I want to return to my planet . The only way to can go back to earth is if you meet with the Alien overlord a cruel dictator who runs this planet and who’s ancestor have run
This planet vigorously. Unless you somehow fight him but you wouldn’t have any chances of winning unless you well no. . Tell me I need to go back to my planet for so long I never knew who I was but now I know who I am I don’t even know my name my family said the human. Look walk from here to over their alien 13. And the human did.
Just as I thought the gravitational pull from this planet Is 43653 times stronger then the one on Earth. Meaning you have somewhat adapted to this planet you have gotten used to the high gravity of this planet in comparison with earth if you go back to earth where the gravirt is so low your muscles would have developed further than normal. Making the very strong so you can jump high and low run very fast and possibly fly alien 13 said quietly. But how is this going to help me go back to earth the human said eagerly.
2007-11-27
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