I was walking down the street, minding my own bizniz, and then, as i pass the hair salon, someone yanked open the screen door and pulled me in by the scruff of my neck! Well, needless to say, i was slightly bemused. I was promptly sat down and sprayed with some foul stuff, and a girl with a high, squeaky voice said,' now honey, i'm going to, like, TOTALLY, give you an AMAZING do!' and i'm like...ok. go for it. cuz i didn't make an appointment, and if it comes out bad and you try to make me pay anyhow, i can sue!!! and then she's like,'you are a totally bad person!BAD! and i'm like (whoa, deja vu) DO YOU WANNA MAKE SOMETHIN OF IT??? and she says (you guessed) YES! so, we fight, and she's good, but of course, i'm better. the only problem was, she had those long, fake nails on, and when she gouged one of my eyes out,i got real pissed!Then i poured shampoo in her eyes,but it was Loreal 'no tears',so,foiled again. But then i realized,i can just,you know, leave! so i did.was i right to?
2006-07-25
04:20:57
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peakfreak
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