I looked in the mirror one day and I saw something staring at me. I looked into the eyes of the beast and the beast stared right back at me. Little did I know at that very moment that the beast was me. I don't exactly remember deciding to grow all these weird appendages, eyeballs, and an enormous...you know. Seems like it all just happened all of a sudden. I can literally shake a limb and think to myself: "Look at that crazy stuff and all those outrageous chemicals shakin around in there, what's up with that?" So why am I lugging all this around?
I was at the grocery store the other day (an actual PLACE, another anomaly for a different question) and this person looked at me with those evil eyes. Why did she do that? Is there something wrong with this stuff *points to self luggage*, do I need to get rid of it?
So what's up with me bein a friggin human and what can I do about it? I mean, what do humans do exactly? I'm asking you because I think you would know...
2006-12-15
03:48:03
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Zeek
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