Very late one night a policeman spotted a lad and a girl sitting in a parked car. The lad was reading and the girl was knitting.
‘Excuse me, sir, can you tell me what you’re doing ? asked the copper.
‘Well, I’m reading, officer,’ replies the man.
‘I see, and what about you, miss, what are you doing,’
‘I’m knitting,’ said the girl.
‘I see,’ replied the policeman, ‘and can I ask exactly how old you are, madam?
‘Well,’ she said glancing at her watch, ‘In 15 minutes I shall be 16.’
2007-12-12
22:24:52
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