All categories - 23 November 2007

2007-11-23 06:33:11 · 9 answers · asked by onerainking 2 in Football (American)

A lady is throwing a party for her granddaughter, and had gone all out... a caterer, band, and a hired clown. Just before the party started, two bums showed up looking for a handout. Feeling sorry for the bums, the woman told them that she would give them a meal if they will help chop some wood for her.
Gratefully, they headed to the rear of the house.

The guests arrived, and all was going well with the children having a wonderful time. But the clown hadn't shown up. After a half an hour, the clown finally called to report that he was stuck in traffic, and would probably not make the party at all.

The woman was very disappointed and unsuccessfully tried to entertain the children herself. She happened to look out the window and saw one of the bums doing cartwheels across the lawn. She watched in awe as he swung from tree branches, did midair flips, and leaped high in the air.
She spoke to the other bum and said, "What your friend is doing is absolutely marvelous. I have never seen such a thing. Do you think your friend would consider repeating this performance for the children at the party? I would pay him $50!"

The other bum says, "Well, I dunno. Let me ask him -
HEY WILLIE! FOR $50, WOULD YOU CHOP OFF ANOTHER TOE?"

2007-11-23 06:33:09 · 13 answers · asked by Freakin 6 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-11-23 06:32:54 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

plz hurry :D i wanna know his full name .thnx

2007-11-23 06:32:52 · 3 answers · asked by ulter of anger 1 in Mathematics

I don't mean the little butterfly things. I mean the big bird or whatever above their butt. It seems to me it should just be an arrow pointing down.

2007-11-23 06:32:48 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

went into gamestation in taunton and asked how many ps3's they will have at the end of the month as we want to get my son one and we have a credit note for there so want to get it there!

bloke said can't promise we will have any as they have not been selling very well so they have not ordered many in!!
he was miserable though!!
do you think he was just saying that tomake me buy there n then??

thankyou muchly

2007-11-23 06:32:37 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in PlayStation

Why? Many of them didn't decide to go their or had to go because of financial problems. But some did to defend this fine country and YOU and your family from being destroyed. Also people think war should stop, and I think that to. But it will never stop. Even if all countries said "no more fighting" we would still stock up on weapons and keep our military. Because everyone knows someone will be born, take control, and attack another country. Or someone will want another country tooken care of and since their would be no real defense, would take it over. But if you want our troops to come back right now go ahead! Although I can't wait to see the looks on your faces when they come into our country :)

2007-11-23 06:32:37 · 15 answers · asked by Art 4 in Military

2007-11-23 06:32:33 · 4 answers · asked by nafiseh g 1 in Mathematics

He is a strong leader and stuck to his guns while the world doubted his policy to invade countries,kill their leaders and convert them all to christianity.
Now that the war in Iraq is won except for mopping up a few lose evil doers here and there I think he will. The world owes the man a debt of gratitude.
When he nukes Iran next year,the world will be sorry they messed with the the leader of democracy and freedom !
Death to the evil doers worldwide.Long live the forces of freedom,truth,justice and the American way.

2007-11-23 06:32:28 · 11 answers · asked by TD1HOGY2K 1 in Politics

A few of my friends are Muslim. Some of them claim they cant eat certain foods unless there halal. She didnt ask when we went to McDonald's or a local Chinese restaurant. Can a real muslim explain this to me????

2007-11-23 06:32:19 · 6 answers · asked by lilbabe 2 in Religion & Spirituality

Spell their name out in easy cheese on crackers and eat em...

works for me...

2007-11-23 06:32:12 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

and just that he wasn't God or anything special, or do you fully believe he didn't exist at all. I'm an atheist btw, just want to know other atheists thought.

2007-11-23 06:31:55 · 26 answers · asked by Arête 3 in Religion & Spirituality

I just got laid off from my job and I'm trying to figure out what to do with my life now.
I have my Bachelor of Arts in Health Sciences, but it doesn't get me much because it's just an undergrad.
I would like to get into a profession that helps people, but I have no idea what to do (without having to go back to university). I was looking at being an English as a Second Language (ESL) teacher, but realized that they don't make very good money (it's more of a part-time job).
Does anyone have any ideas of careers that are out there that allow me to help people?? (that maybe aren't really heard of...)
I know it's kind of a general question, but I'm really at a loss here.
Any help would be greatly appreciated -- serious replies only please.

2007-11-23 06:31:53 · 3 answers · asked by socergrl17 2 in Other - Careers & Employment

.....bebo or my face?!............lol;-)............J Clarkson is a legend!

2007-11-23 06:31:42 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-23 06:31:34 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

If, like liberals think, we evolved from a bunch of dim-witted monkies, wouldn't the Bible say something about this?

The Bible says that we was created by God, and that's all the proof I need!

2007-11-23 06:31:23 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

i cant find it???

2007-11-23 06:31:21 · 5 answers · asked by Jules 2 in Elections

2007-11-23 06:31:07 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in GMC

2007-11-23 06:31:05 · 9 answers · asked by Lucky Luke 2 in Other - Politics & Government

2007-11-23 06:31:01 · 29 answers · asked by Dylan 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-23 06:30:52 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender

Do you think Obama lost votes when he made it clear he wanted illegal immigrants to have a drivers license?
I'm an Obama fan,and I'm still supporting him on this.
I also agree with him on this issue because of Public Safety.
What do you think?

2007-11-23 06:30:51 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Elections

at some point someone says that after odysseus returns home he's going to have ti go back out to sea. something about an oar and he has to carry it until someone sees him. i don't remember, but can someone please tell me who said it and exactly what it was or where i can find it in the book?

2007-11-23 06:30:50 · 1 answers · asked by kris m 3 in Books & Authors

In America from England or Germany....
How do you get a visa is it easy
I'm American i want to know
(LOL) really i do

2007-11-23 06:30:46 · 13 answers · asked by OKIIIII 1 in Immigration

Matthew 12:40 tells us "For as Jonas was three days and three night in the whale's belly; so shall the Son of man be three days and three nights in the heart of the earth"

So not being a mathmetician by any means, but able to add up to 3, if Jesus died on a Friday afternoon, and he spent three nights in the tomb, then Jesus resurrected on a Monday, and Easter should be celebrated on a Monday, if indeed he died on a cross on a Friday as most Catholics tell me.

Can any Catholics clear this up for me?

2007-11-23 06:30:42 · 14 answers · asked by timbers 5 in Religion & Spirituality

Why does the mint bother putting $1.00 on the coin if I can't go to the bank and get one?

2007-11-23 06:30:38 · 4 answers · asked by Frodisman 3 in Hobbies & Crafts

This question is regarding the laws in Idaho. If a person is a bartender and their cash register is short, can the owner legally take the difference out of your paycheck in the state of Idaho? It sounds illegal to me....
Here is the scenario.... I have a friend who is a bartender. He worked 10 days in the two week period.... his Register was short about $90.00 in that time. His boss took the amount he was short out of his pay check...Is this legal??? I told him I thought it was illegal to do so, because if it were legal, wouldn't Wal-Mart and K-Mart being doing the same type of thing?? Can anyone help me?

2007-11-23 06:30:25 · 2 answers · asked by dragonfly 3 in Law & Ethics

Please don't bother telling me to leave it in the garage.

Regular soap and water I can do - but there must be some good advice out there we can share.

Products that work? Tips to make the soap and water quicker and more effective?

Did you know modern road salt includes a chemical to glue it to the road better - it also glues it to your bike better. Hoo-bloody-ray!

2007-11-23 06:30:15 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Motorcycles

Here is someone who is double faced ... literally!

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2007/11/21/wcat121.xml&CMP=ILC-mostviewedbox

2007-11-23 06:30:14 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Egypt