Walks up to the window and slaps the driver in the face before he yells, "Let me see your license." Rears back and slaps him again and says, "Let me see your insurance." Once again he slaps the driver and says, "Give me your registeration." He writes the ticket and walks to the passenger side, reaches in and slaps the passenger. Passenger says, "Why the hell you slapping me?"
Cop says, "I'm granting you a wish."
Passenger, "What do you mean?"
Cop, "Because I know that if ya'll had driven a mile down the road, you'd have said, "I wish that SOB had slapped me."
2007-11-09
14:13:20
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