All categories - 26 October 2007

"Do not use if you cannot see clearly to read the information in the information booklet." -- In the information booklet.

"Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish." -- On a bottle of shampoo for dogs.

"For external use only!" -- On a curling iron.

"Warning: This product can burn eyes." -- On a curling iron.

"Do not use in shower." -- On a hair dryer.

"Do not use while sleeping." -- On a hair dryer.

"Do not use while sleeping or unconscious." -- On a hand-held massaging device.

"Do not place this product into any electronic equipment." -- On the case of a chocolate CD in a gift basket.

"Recycled flush water unsafe for drinking." -- On a toilet at a public sports facility in Ann Arbor, Michigan.

"Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover." -- On a pair of shin guards made for bicyclists.

"This product not intended for use as a dental drill." -- On an electric rotary tool.

2007-10-26 11:12:56 · 17 answers · asked by life goes on... 2 in Jokes & Riddles

Okay, I'm listening to "I am a Highway" by Audioslave & I'm remembering stuff. Like who I go to school w/. Knowing I will maybe never see some of them again. The cold nights. It's so peaceful, don't you think? I look outside & it looks so peaceful. So beautiful. I love it. October means Halloween is here. So, have you had that not forgetting time in your life?

2007-10-26 11:12:49 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I'll let you figure out my favourite!!!

2007-10-26 11:12:49 · 17 answers · asked by Ruby Tuesday 2 in Other - Music

Girls names-
Pennie
Patricia
Jean
Joann
Paula
Becky
Peggy

2007-10-26 11:12:49 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2007-10-26 11:12:28 · 33 answers · asked by Vanessa 2 in Gender Studies

cigarette/alcohol advertising from TV?

2007-10-26 11:12:24 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Senior Citizens

you only have 2 minutes untill you die, and the last two minutes of your life you can do anything you like - what would you do?

2007-10-26 11:12:24 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A non-toxic, environmentally friendly way is what I'm looking for. They are a menace.

2007-10-26 11:12:16 · 5 answers · asked by Arggg 7 in Other - Home & Garden

2007-10-26 11:12:12 · 23 answers · asked by eeyoree rocks2003 7 in Celebrities

Who can honestly say that a Tigers team that lost to Kentucky deserves to be in the top 3?

2007-10-26 11:12:09 · 13 answers · asked by John T 2 in Football (American)

2007-10-26 11:11:58 · 7 answers · asked by hgg h 1 in Movies

2007-10-26 11:11:58 · 9 answers · asked by swicth 1 in Philippines

With Phil Kessel going up against Jonathan Toews last night I wondered who you think will have the better career of the two?

Then throw in J.Staal and Nic Backstrom- who has the best career of the 4 when all is said and done?

I leave out Johnson because he is a Dman.

2007-10-26 11:11:41 · 8 answers · asked by Bob Loblaw 7 in Hockey

Hi. I'm trying to learn to iron... for university (and I haven't done an ounce of housework before).

An ironing board (well ours at least) has one 'curved' end to it (opposite side to that metal rail thing). What's that for? I guessed it was for trouser legs, but my trouser legs are much smaller than the ironing board.

Also if you're meant to put an iron upright when its on but you're not ironing (e.g. when moving the trousers to the next patch) then why is there a metal rail thing??


Sorry if I sound a bit naive!!!

2007-10-26 11:11:29 · 12 answers · asked by ღ♥ღ latoya 4 in Cleaning & Laundry

2007-10-26 11:11:25 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

GROUP HUG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:-)

Who's with me?

2007-10-26 11:11:05 · 42 answers · asked by Snake Eyes 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-26 11:11:03 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Family & Relationships

3-year-old Reese:

"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,

Harold is His name.

Amen."


A Sunday school teacher asked her children as they

were on the way to church service,

"And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?"

One bright little girl replied,

"Because people are sleeping."


A wife invited some people to dinner.

At the table, she turned to their six-year-old daughter and said,

"Would you like to say the blessing?"

"I wouldn't know what to say," the girl replied.

"Just say what you hear Mommy say," the wife answered.

The daughter bowed her head and said,

"Lord, why on earth did I invite all these people to dinner?"


After the christening of his baby brother in church,

Jason sobbed all the way home in the back seat of the car.

His father asked him three times what was wrong.

Finally, the boy replied,

"That preacher said he wanted us brought up in a Christian home,

and I wanted to stay with you guys."

2007-10-26 11:10:52 · 12 answers · asked by GT 2 in Religion & Spirituality

2007-10-26 11:10:47 · 17 answers · asked by Yanks4Life23519 7 in Polls & Surveys

You were in love buT you weren'T?

2007-10-26 11:10:42 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-26 11:10:13 · 14 answers · asked by STFU Dude 6 in Religion & Spirituality

Rams, Dolphins, Falcons, Jets?

2007-10-26 11:10:04 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Football (American)

Use Punk/emo/alternative/indy type clothes!
Good luck!

2007-10-26 11:10:04 · 12 answers · asked by ZZZ is Curiouser and Curiouser 5 in Fashion & Accessories

He lies, cheats, and treats me awful. He is not a good person, but for some reason I keep going back. His friends all say I deserve better. I get anxious when I stop seeing him after a few days and take him back. He has wrecked my car, motorcycle, finances, not to mention breaking my heart. I didn't date for 6 years before meeting him, and don't know a lot of people to keep myself occupied.

2007-10-26 11:10:01 · 13 answers · asked by zzsand 2 in Friends

my husband and I went to see the world cup in Paris last week. We had a great time and flew back the following morning. however due to our horel being situated miles out, we went to the airport earlier and desided to get some sleep.
When I woke up, my husband had gone. I looked at my watch and it was 7am the time we were due to fly.
After putting a tanoyd announcement up and contacting the police we found out he had borded the plane, leaving me with just my passport and no money.
I eventually was put on the next available flight and was fumming. My parents were out of their mind with worry but my husband cannot see what he did wrong! he said he didnt want to loose money and miss his flight-i was sleeping right next to him.
i feel so upset that he put money before my safety and feel like ending our marriage, he obviously thinks nothing of me to do this.
what are all your thoughts, no sarcastic ones please, ive been through enough.

thanks

2007-10-26 11:09:52 · 13 answers · asked by maisiejayne 3 in Marriage & Divorce

2007-10-26 11:09:46 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-26 11:09:38 · 6 answers · asked by carol 6 in Religion & Spirituality

2007-10-26 11:09:38 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Non-Alcoholic Drinks

2007-10-26 11:08:53 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

Well, I know I'm almost there, but the last couple of days I've been feeling some cramping in my lower abdomen which doesnt last long but is quite painful while it's there. Also feels like the babys using my cervix as a punching bag, is this normal for how far along I am? I've also been getting a few dizzy and sick feelings, which I didn't experience at all through my pregnancy. Thank you:)

2007-10-26 11:08:52 · 18 answers · asked by krisindeed 3 in Pregnancy