All categories - 3 October 2007

2007-10-03 16:09:34 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics

Adam was hanging around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely. God asked him, "What's wrong with you?" Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to.
God said that He was going to make Adam a companion and that it would be a woman.
He said, "This pretty lady will gather food for you, she will cook for you, when you discover clothing she will wash it for you.

She will always agree with every decision you make and she will not nag you,
and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement.
She will praise you!

She will bear your children
and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them.
"She will NEVER have a headache and will freely give you love and
passion whenever you need it."
Adam asked God, "What will a woman like this cost?"
God replied, "An arm and a leg."

Then Adam asked, "What can I get for a rib?"

2007-10-03 16:09:32 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

ok i really feel like i need 2 help my freinds know who GOD is and tell them about the wonderful and glorious life they could live in the future............how should do that?

2007-10-03 16:09:28 · 8 answers · asked by sula 2 in Religion & Spirituality

We have come up with whimsical names for god such as invisible magic man, and magical sky fairy.

Heaven is candyland.

What are some whimsical names for Satan?

And hell?

I'll be back later, I have to take the browns to the superbowl.

2007-10-03 16:09:16 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2007-10-03 16:08:45 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pain & Pain Management

Or how it would look from the command prompt using the defrag command with a floppy with a few files.

2007-10-03 16:08:41 · 2 answers · asked by ace7star 2 in Other - Hardware

My boyfriend has a temper. He didn't hit me but he goes into these rages where he's screaming at me. Am I in a domestic violence situation and what do I do?

2007-10-03 16:08:37 · 27 answers · asked by Deeva 1 in Marriage & Divorce

...that's like a mix between Applebee's, Chili's, and Ruby Tuesday?

2007-10-03 16:08:35 · 29 answers · asked by USAman 6 in Polls & Surveys

Okay, so I am writing a conflict essay on trying out for an opera choir. The essay starts with me nervous and at the end I am not nervous anymore. What would be a good title for this? I need a clever, creative, catchy, dramatic or humorous title. It can be an alliteration or a play with words. Thanks! All help is really appreciated!

2007-10-03 16:08:32 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Homework Help

in heaven that is said to have taught Jesus we should love our enemies. Plainly, God is not a schizophrenic as he is perceived by the masses in christianity. When are these illogicaly behaviors written in christian doctrines about the Lord in heaven going to be changed ?

2007-10-03 16:08:20 · 12 answers · asked by Theban 5 in Religion & Spirituality

2007-10-03 16:08:16 · 10 answers · asked by Bluekygrrl 2 in Homework Help

My favorite oxymoron is cheerleading scholarship. An oxymoron is a short phrase in which the words seem to contradict each other. The word "oxymoron" in and of itself is an oxymoron.

2007-10-03 16:08:02 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Words & Wordplay

swinging on a swing as a child, and acting like you were flying without a care in the world?

when was the last time you didn't have a worry on your mind?

2007-10-03 16:07:37 · 9 answers · asked by organiz'd khoaz 5 in Polls & Surveys

what real value of x do the following vectors form a linearly dependent set in R3:

v1=(x, 1/2, 1/2), v2=(1/2, x, 1/2), v3=(1/2, 1/2, x)

my guess is that x can only be 1/2 because if you put the above vectors as the column of a matrix, say A, then u would try to see if Ax=0 would have nontrivial solutions (which means you should get a row of 0s when u row reduce the matrix, therefore i know 1/2 will definitely work). but is there any other number that will work ? if so how did u go about solving this (kind of) problem?

2007-10-03 16:07:32 · 1 answers · asked by Chris L 1 in Mathematics

2007-10-03 16:07:05 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mathematics

2007-10-03 16:06:38 · 27 answers · asked by ally w 1 in Homework Help

my kitten hes about 2 months old now ... and recently i noticed that he has been building sum type of crust on the front corner of his eye.. i dont know what it is. help! i didnt go to the vet for any shots yet cause i got him from a place where a cat had many many babies so yeah hes not vaccinated .. is it normal ?

2007-10-03 16:06:33 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Cats

My fiance and I are applying for a Fiance visa. She is Korean and is in Korea now. Where can she go to get a police report from Ireland? Is there somewhere to request for one online? She needs it because she lived in Ireland for one and a half years. She needs to show nothing happened while she was there. Thank you for any links and help.

Cheers

2007-10-03 16:06:28 · 3 answers · asked by rtdesigns78 2 in Immigration

2007-10-03 16:06:28 · 4 answers · asked by Lisa the Pooh 7 in Polls & Surveys

on nations that have have forsook HIM and have actually passed laws( that i am afraid to comment on ) abominable and un holy laws. that take us back to the days of Noah .is there a picture of a type of hornet with terrible stings with the faces of men described in revelation.is it possible that this is a reference to suicide bombers.what lessons can the free world take on board concerning the reverent Worshipful fear Of THE LORD.has tolerance allowed the luinitics to take over the ayssylum.are we now ripe for judgement?

2007-10-03 16:06:17 · 19 answers · asked by TREVOR B 2 in Religion & Spirituality

2007-10-03 16:05:59 · 4 answers · asked by Mommy of 1.5 5 in Books & Authors

2007-10-03 16:05:59 · 9 answers · asked by My Name Is Ken 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-03 16:05:30 · 24 answers · asked by Laz♥ 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-03 16:05:21 · 19 answers · asked by big d 1 in Other - Family & Relationships

breakfast for energy?

2007-10-03 16:05:15 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I have a 96 Pontiac Grand Am SE, and lately I've been noticing that whenever my car sits a while (overnight) the first couple stops I make there is a noise that sounds like something is in my trunk..but there's nothing in my trunk and this only happens the first couple time that I come to a stop. It's coming from the back right of my car..my brakes seems to work fine but I'm not sure what it could be. Any answers will be very much helpful, thank you

I forgot to mention that lately whenever I start my car up..my gas tank lid will pop open..I have a lever inside my car that I pull to open it..well now whenever my car starts up it pops by itself..could these two things be related?

2007-10-03 16:05:14 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Maintenance & Repairs

This is the thing...i want to be on disney channel sooooooooooo bad!!i might even write in my email so they can tell me when theres some auditions..im just a normal girl..neways my family welll lets just say were not the richest people so if we move my parents will have to pay alot!what should i do??should i apply for auditions??HELP!!♥

2007-10-03 16:05:09 · 4 answers · asked by yesenia 2 in Theater & Acting

If the perimeter of the garden is 32 ft, find the dimensions of the garden

2007-10-03 16:05:07 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Homework Help

My red eared slider has always been very docile (he's around 2 years old), but just a few days ago, when my dad was cleaning a little algae off his shel with a toothbrush, he bit him! He bit really hard, it bled pretty bad. so, are they supposed to do that? cuz I thot that they don't bite. thanks!

2007-10-03 16:05:01 · 9 answers · asked by bookworm_628 2 in Reptiles