We have come up with whimsical names for god such as invisible magic man, and magical sky fairy.
Heaven is candyland.
What are some whimsical names for Satan?
And hell?
I'll be back later, I have to take the browns to the superbowl.
2007-10-03 16:09:16 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
O Great Gazoo,
Which one is the boogie man? God or Satan? They seem so much alike.
2007-10-04 01:09:41 · update #1
Satan: Former Fool
Hell: Fergus Falls, MN
God: Bearded Sky Pixie
Heaven: Smarm Central
2007-10-03 16:33:37 · answer #1 · answered by beztvarny 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
How about
Satan = "The big bad wolf" (which fits the theology), and
hell = "Crispyville".
Satan has so many other great names though, like Ol' Scratch or Slick Nick. Or how about "Guy on the Underwood can label." Though I prefer devil duckies myself.
And no, Formerfool, I'm not here because I secretly believe or that I want to learn more about Christianity. Quite the contrary. I'm here because I feel I have good knowledge of world religions (including Christianity) and can answer lots of questions about them, sometimes from first-hand experience too.
By the way, you didn't get "saved". You just lost your sense of inner strength on that night of desperation, when you surrendered any sense of self-responsibility over to an imaginary friend. That's all the prayer you said that night ever did. That's why you've never been able to fully capture the same bliss you felt that night, and never will, no matter how much you try to read and listen to in order to enforce the idea.
2007-10-03 23:15:22 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 10⤊ 0⤋
Names for Satan? How about George W. or Sleazy Dick C,? If you're taking the Browns to the Super Bowl then you're going to be gone a loooooong time. Good luck.
2007-10-03 23:16:19 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
How about Mr. Hot Pants? And maybe we could just call hell by it's real name: The Fox News Network. Nebraska could be Hell, Jr.
And Geezah: Bravo! That was beautiful!
2007-10-04 00:29:19 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
God? Cosmic Cop, Guy in the Sky
Devil? Ol' Scratch
Hell? H-E-Double Hockey Sticks
...that's all I got...
2007-10-03 23:22:59 · answer #5 · answered by crypto_the_unknown 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I have referred to hell as the believers' favorite imaginary eternal punishment place.
I suppose we could call Satan The believers' favorite imaginary eternal punishment place's landlord.
2007-10-03 23:34:58 · answer #6 · answered by Dawn G 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
"I have to take the browns to the superbowl"
You have to be a theist. And call him the Boogie Man.
2007-10-03 23:13:18 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 1⤋
I propose we call Satan "former fool" in honor of the idiot of the same name who's posted his 'answer'. Barring that, I always liked "Big Black Dress Wearin' Daddy", or "my pitchfork pal".
2007-10-03 23:15:42 · answer #8 · answered by nobody important 5 · 11⤊ 0⤋
We should defintely refer to satan as "former fool" from now on!
Hell should be known as Fireball...
2007-10-03 23:19:30 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 8⤊ 0⤋
you forgot sky pixie
devil= goatboy
hell= Iran
2007-10-04 01:24:30 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋