Adam was hanging around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely. God asked him, "What's wrong with you?" Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to.
God said that He was going to make Adam a companion and that it would be a woman.
He said, "This pretty lady will gather food for you, she will cook for you, when you discover clothing she will wash it for you.
She will always agree with every decision you make and she will not nag you,
and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement.
She will praise you!
She will bear your children
and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them.
"She will NEVER have a headache and will freely give you love and
passion whenever you need it."
Adam asked God, "What will a woman like this cost?"
God replied, "An arm and a leg."
Then Adam asked, "What can I get for a rib?"
2007-10-03 16:09:32 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
i like that,so it's adams fault we have to put up with this stuff.
2007-10-03 16:15:32 · answer #1 · answered by git r done 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha! Then she talked him into eating the fruit, he lost his job naming the animals, got evicted from his home in paradise and had to live with her nagging for the rest of his miserable life.
The end.
(no wonder women live longer than men..)
2007-10-03 23:15:59 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice one
2007-10-03 23:25:07 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Anti-woman, which is the message of the Bible and Christianity.
2007-10-03 23:14:15 · answer #4 · answered by JiveMan 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Good one.
2007-10-03 23:14:14 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great story. Thank you.
2007-10-03 23:12:57 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ... HA !!!
2007-10-03 23:13:20 · answer #7 · answered by guraqt2me 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋