All categories - 15 September 2007

Trying to figure out this joke posted about 10 minutes ago. Want to post at work, but have to have the equations.

**So you want a day off. Let's take a look at what you are asking for. There are 365 days per year available for work. There are 52 weeks per year in which you already have 2 days off per week, leaving 261 days available for work.**

I got this far:
(52 weeks x 2 days off =104 days) (365 days – 104 days OFF = 261 available)

**Since you spend 16 hours each day away from work, you have used up 170 days, leaving only 91 days available.**

•Where did that # come from?

**You spend 30 minutes each day on coffee break which counts for 23 days each year, leaving only 68 days available**

•Can't figure that either

**With a 1 hour lunch each day, you used up another 46 days, leaving only 22 days available for work.**

•Or that

Any help would be great!

Thanks

2007-09-15 04:37:59 · 5 answers · asked by deleriumbliss 4 in Mathematics

Accidently washed tennis shoes with tar on the bottom in the washer then washed a load of clothes and now some of the clothes have tar spots on them. Does anyone have any idea how I can get the spots out of the clothing items?

2007-09-15 04:37:58 · 8 answers · asked by TJ 1 in Cleaning & Laundry

He is always in and out of jail.

2007-09-15 04:37:48 · 26 answers · asked by jan c 1 in Marriage & Divorce

first it was on my legs, wouldnt stop itching, it was my neck that was like that yesterday, and now my face is itching like crazy and theres those lil bumps again after i scratch.
should i go to a doctor is it sometype of alergy. cuz my legs have been itching for about a 2 weeks. now it moved on to my face. wtf

2007-09-15 04:37:45 · 5 answers · asked by Jamie R 1 in Allergies

Omg!
who loves hollister here?
i do!
thats all i wear! everyday!
even my panties and bras are hollister! man!
i love that store!
dont you?
My question is: do you love hollister?

i wear SOME abercrombie, some AE but mostly hollister!
yup!
answer my question plz!

2007-09-15 04:37:45 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-15 04:37:44 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

The linear equation relating book value and number of years is:

a. BV= -50x + 850
b. BV = -50x + 900
c. BV= -170x + 850
d. BV = -170x + 900

2007-09-15 04:37:43 · 2 answers · asked by shelia.boswell 1 in Mathematics

How loose is your goose? LOL

Haha...happy weekend everyone!!! =D

2007-09-15 04:37:38 · 12 answers · asked by F-1 says KISS IT! 7 in Polls & Surveys

i just recovered from high fever (105 C ). Had suffered for a week. Thinking of taking some multivitamin but I'm not sure which is best for me. I'm female and 17. any suggestion?
Thanking you in anticipation. :)

2007-09-15 04:37:30 · 5 answers · asked by Destiny 1 in Alternative Medicine

2007-09-15 04:37:17 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2007-09-15 04:37:10 · 13 answers · asked by XxSabbathxSuicideXx 2 in Cats

My husband and I just bought a waterbed from someone, and there's non of the treatment left in the box of supplies that came with it. I don't think I can find any at my local Walmart either! Is there anything else that could work like bleach or chlorine tablets? And how much would I use?

2007-09-15 04:36:41 · 1 answers · asked by kirstencunha 1 in Maintenance & Repairs

2007-09-15 04:36:40 · 6 answers · asked by Spark of Insanity 7 in Polls & Surveys

My 1999 VW Passat wagon, four cylinder, has a flashing "check engine" light. The engine shakes the entire car and fails to develop full power. I suspect this is some sort of timing or ignition problem. Any ideas?

2007-09-15 04:36:38 · 2 answers · asked by crufflerdoug 2 in Maintenance & Repairs

2007-09-15 04:36:37 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I have had the same "debt" put on my credit report by the original lender, a collection agency over 2 years ago and now a brand new collection agency. I questioned the original debt on my report and they removed it, and now, it has obviously been sold to another collection agency who has put it back on my file. The original debt wasn't even mine, it was my husbands so I don't even know how it is getting on my file. If it helps, I live in Ontario, Canada.

2007-09-15 04:36:32 · 6 answers · asked by ccdpat 1 in Credit

I think that when I buy the boneless skinless chicken breast on sale at $1.77 /lb that is cheaper than buying legs or wings or thighs with the bone in for less. (I figure that there is lots of bone and other stuff.) Does anyone know for sure? Lets say you get the legs for $0.75 /lb (is that a good sale price? I never buy them)

2007-09-15 04:36:18 · 6 answers · asked by niffer 3 in Other - Food & Drink

I looked under the car and it seems like a small drop every few seconds from a small line with a clamp on it. The line which has a small leak is located near the driver's side mid way between the driver's side tires. I can't afford to repair this fuel leak yet (until I get my next check) but was wondering if it is ok and or safe for me to drive the car around?

2007-09-15 04:36:17 · 11 answers · asked by easy s 1 in Maintenance & Repairs

2007-09-15 04:36:11 · 40 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-15 04:36:10 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Marriage & Divorce

Well it seems that during her husband's Presidency everything actually didnt go alright. You know with the affair with the secretary.

2007-09-15 04:36:08 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics

for 30 fuc*ing years.

2007-09-15 04:36:08 · 18 answers · asked by We are change 1 in Current Events

my friends and i want to watch a scary/suspenseful movie tonight at my house. but i don't know what movie to rent...
any suggestions?
please NOT gory...i couldn't stand the hills have eyes....
please and thank you!

2007-09-15 04:36:05 · 18 answers · asked by Sheree 3 in Movies

Nokia? Sony Ericsson? etc

2007-09-15 04:36:04 · 23 answers · asked by - 3 in Polls & Surveys

Especially when u come back home from a long day and remove them?

2007-09-15 04:35:58 · 10 answers · asked by Manu 4 in Polls & Surveys

DO YOU WANT TO ASK ME ONE .

2007-09-15 04:35:47 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I am hurting quite a lot. My boyfriend ended our relationship 6 months ago, the break up was really painful for me and while I was trying to move on, he always stopped me by telling me that it's too harsh to cut all contact and that we could loose each other for good. In this case I didn't cut any contact with him and was communicating with him and I even met him a month ago. He told me that he's too scared of loosing me if we stop all contact and that all chances for us to get back together in the future could be spoiled. About 3 weeks ago I sat down and sent him an email saying good bye and he wrote back. The emails were very loving and very kind but a few days later he called me telling me it was too hard like this. But now he is not communicating with me, I tried to call him so many times and sent so many messages but he said we need stick to our decisions and he is not replying? I am so hurt over this because I feel like he is the one now who cut it all with me. I am so hurt:-(

2007-09-15 04:35:38 · 8 answers · asked by violet b 1 in Other - Family & Relationships

My wife has a very "common" first and last name, what do they do, get a phone book and go down the list untill they get a live voice to answer their call? Then they start interrogationg you and ask you "what's your address", "what are the last 4-digits of your SS#", of course, we don't tell them anything because THEY are so secretive and don't TELL US anything, either! I can tell you they obviously have the wrong person, but they have literally told my wife, "you are lying, and we'll continue calling you until..................", until WHAT? We've checked our credit reports and all looks legit; what is the problem, these people have nothing better to do, or do they get paid by the phone call? Thanks for any assistance you can provide!

2007-09-15 04:35:37 · 13 answers · asked by theOTHERasianguy 2 in Credit

This statement is from a National Park Service Website for TOURSITS!! People camping with their families!

"Some of the illegals are armed, dangerous, and determined to complete the trip at any cost."

http://www.nps.gov/orpi/planyourvisit/yoursafety.htm

Do we HAVE to accept this?? What can we do about this horrible invasion? Or are we just doomed?

http://www.snopes.com/photos/politics/restarea.asp

2007-09-15 04:35:36 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Immigration

I am looking for an infant corn snake. I'd prefer albino or something unique looking but that is not needed. I Just would like it for a pet. Is anyone giving one away? If so, you can use my UPS account to ship it NEXT DAY to me.

If not, does anyone know where I could get a friendly, healthy, infant corn snake inexpensive?

2007-09-15 04:34:59 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Reptiles