My wife and I were driving to a costume party. Along the way, we hit a moose. Apparently, there is a law in our state about leaving animals by the side of the road when you hit them, so instead of waiting for help, we strapped to moose to the car and kept going.
Just before we arrived, the moose woke up. We decided it would be too dangerous to stop and let the moose go free in a residential neighborhood, so we decided to take him to the party.
When we got there, we introduced him as 'the Millers'. The Moose mingled. Did well - we saw him go upstairs with Mrs Dano in the 'I Dream of Jeannie' costume. Later, when it was time to pick best costume, the Moose came in 2nd. The Horowitz's came in first - in a moose costume.
The moose was furious. They locked horns right there in the living room. The moose was knocked cold. I quickly strapped it back to my car and drove it out to the woods to set it free.
Turns out I grabbed the Horowitz's by accident.
2007-08-07
01:36:40
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