My wife and I were driving to a costume party. Along the way, we hit a moose. Apparently, there is a law in our state about leaving animals by the side of the road when you hit them, so instead of waiting for help, we strapped to moose to the car and kept going.
Just before we arrived, the moose woke up. We decided it would be too dangerous to stop and let the moose go free in a residential neighborhood, so we decided to take him to the party.
When we got there, we introduced him as 'the Millers'. The Moose mingled. Did well - we saw him go upstairs with Mrs Dano in the 'I Dream of Jeannie' costume. Later, when it was time to pick best costume, the Moose came in 2nd. The Horowitz's came in first - in a moose costume.
The moose was furious. They locked horns right there in the living room. The moose was knocked cold. I quickly strapped it back to my car and drove it out to the woods to set it free.
Turns out I grabbed the Horowitz's by accident.
2007-08-07 01:36:40 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Yes, that's a fairly common happenstance. Just that in my case we're talking about a caribou.
2007-08-07 01:46:47 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Sounds to me like the Horowitzes deserved first place, and the moose's chagrin was unjustified.
2007-08-07 01:40:13 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You'd be on the set of coronation street! In thought i assume if no longer something ever happend,there could have been no huge Bang which might mean that circumstances for existence does no longer have been created!! In physics isn't there a regulation that states each action HAS AN equivalent AND OPPOSITTE reaction?? subsequently if there replaced into no preliminary action,evoloution does no longer exist.... Cool! Existential questions:)
2016-10-14 06:53:16 · answer #3 · answered by giardina 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Leave them in the woods and pretend you were never at the party.
2007-08-07 04:27:12 · answer #4 · answered by icemunchies 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh yes, that happens to me every time I go to a fancy dress party
2007-08-07 01:46:37 · answer #5 · answered by sparkleythings_4you 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious! I grab a lot of things by accident!
2007-08-07 01:44:32 · answer #6 · answered by Me 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like you were out in the Canadian Wilderness again.
LOL
2007-08-07 01:47:21 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes,actually,but instead of a moose it was a liger - and it wasn't a party,it was a funeral.
2007-08-07 08:00:11 · answer #8 · answered by ♥livingdeadgirl♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
whatever happened to the rest of them in the house
2007-08-07 01:41:09 · answer #9 · answered by Hornet One 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes that has happened to me. Freaky!
2007-08-07 05:28:51 · answer #10 · answered by Closed for business 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋