A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary on the beach
in
Montego Bay, Jamaica. Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk
of
the town. "What a peaceful & loving couple."
A local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the
secret of their long & happy marriage. "Well, it dates back to our
honeymoon in America," explained the man. "We visited the Grand Canyon
in
Arizona & took a trip down to the bottom of the canyon by horse. We
hadn't gone too far when my wife's horse stumbled and she almost fell off. My
wife
looked down at the horse & quietly said, 'That's once.'"
"We proceeded a little further & the horse stumbled again, this time
causing her to drop her water. Once more my wife quietly said, 'That's
twice.' "
We hadn't gone a half-mile when the horse stumbled for
a 3rd time. My wife quietly removed a revolver from her purse & shot the
horse dead.
I shouted at her, "What's wrong with you, woman! Why
did you shoot the poor animal like that? Are you crazy??"
2007-08-03
19:22:58
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