All categories - 21 July 2007

"Uninvited","That I would be good" and "I was hoping"are a few of mine....

2007-07-21 02:11:48 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A farmer buys several pigs, hoping to breed them for ham, bacon, etc.... After several weeks, he notices that none of the pigs are getting pregnant, and calls a vet for help. The vet tells the farmer that he should try artificial insemination. The farmer doesn't have the slightest idea what this means but, not wanting to display his ignorance, only asks the vet how he will know when the pigs are pregnant.
The vet tells him that they will stop standing around and will, instead, lay down and wallow in the mud when they are pregnant.
The farmer hangs up and gives it some thought. He comes to the conclusion that artificial insemination means he has to impregnate the pigs. So, he loads the pigs into his truck, drives them out into the woods, has sex with them all, brings them back and goes to bed.
Next morning, he wakes and looks out at the pigs. Seeing that they are all still standing around, he concludes that the first try didn't take, and loads them in the truck again. He drives them out to the woods, bangs each pig twice for good measure, brings them back and goes to bed.
Next morning, he wakes to find the pigs still just standing around. One more try, he tells himself, and proceeds to load them up and drive them out to the woods. He spends all day shagging the pigs and, upon returning home, falls listlessly into bed.
The next morning, he cannot even raise himself from the bed to look at the pigs. He asks his wife to look out and tell him if the pigs are laying in the mud.
"No," she says, "they're all in the truck and one of them's honking the horn."

2007-07-21 02:11:43 · 20 answers · asked by "!" 5 in Jokes & Riddles

They don't like the rules of the hospital (visiting hours and phone). They always say rude things and phrases or sigh, hang up on me..etc. Im so sick of these rude people. How do i get back at them without getting fired??

2007-07-21 02:11:39 · 28 answers · asked by ♥ B1tchHere ♥ 4 in Etiquette

My childs father getting married to someone he known for only two years and when we where together we was together eight years and was engage now since we are not together it really hurts to know that his getting married please tell me how to really move on?

2007-07-21 02:11:12 · 14 answers · asked by bunny 1 in Marriage & Divorce

For guys maybe lol.... no seriously what do you think?

2007-07-21 02:11:02 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-07-21 02:10:44 · 49 answers · asked by Sydney Paws 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-07-21 02:10:11 · 8 answers · asked by Muslim 1 3 in Higher Education (University +)

*which is your favourite disney cartoon??
*have you ever watched disney on ice??
**Fabregas or pirlo??
**Toure or Vidic??
**Rooney or Van Persie??
**African cup or Asian cup??
**Fernando Torres in Liverpool or Manchester ..which do you prefer??
**C.ronaldo or Schweinsteiger??
*Read a Book or Watch a movie
**Ahly or Zamalek??
*Facebook or hi5??
Mcdonalds or Hardees?
Italian food is better than chinese..YES or NO


***Is Dominos Pizza known worldwide like Pizza Hut??

2007-07-21 02:09:42 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in FIFA World Cup (TM)

Is circumcission at the age of 20 is good for health.one of my riend has become new muslim.so his frens were telling him to do it.he is very much afraid of it.is it really safe to do that?

2007-07-21 02:09:35 · 12 answers · asked by lallan 2 in Men's Health

2007-07-21 02:08:24 · 14 answers · asked by rocky9281 1 in Family

2007-07-21 02:08:13 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

BTW-Y!A wanted to put this question under the Health category and the Injury sub-category!!! What does this say??!!

2007-07-21 02:08:05 · 10 answers · asked by ~ 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-07-21 02:07:32 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

You have 10 balls, 9 have the same weight and 1 it's slightly different weight (you don't know whether heavier or lighter)..
How do you find the odd one out using only three weighings with a balance?

2007-07-21 02:07:27 · 5 answers · asked by Mavio P 1 in Jokes & Riddles

Being an atheist, you know what side I'm on.

2007-07-21 02:07:27 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

what are some good online stores to get my kids clothes? (they're teens)

2007-07-21 02:05:47 · 5 answers · asked by lilkismet73 2 in Fashion & Accessories

Respected all Answeries please I want a mature answer from anybody who is having details about the Labour laws of UAE and working as in the post of PRO my problem is that back at home in India my mother is ill and nobody there to take care of her my father has expired before 6 month when I was here my Aunt was with my mother a week ago she was expired and now my mother is alone.so I want to go on cancellation.Now Issue is that My boss is charging me 8000/-DHS for going on cancellation. He is also charging the bank Guarntee that will remain in his hand.And he is a millionaire guy he will harrase me if I go to the labour court. I have consult people that are saying the visa expses to be around 4000/- to 4500/-dhs? now please in your answer give a detail list of the visa expses and suggest if my boss denied of taking 4500/-dhs the way of applying in the labour court ? Is there is a notice of 1 month needed for such a emergency case when I am giving visa Expses?matured answer is expected

2007-07-21 02:05:29 · 1 answers · asked by Mustan S 1 in International Organizations

a. go dig a hole in my back yard and lie in it?
b. beat myself over the head with the book until unconsious?
c. try to sell the book on eBay as if nobody else has it yet?

2007-07-21 02:05:06 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-07-21 02:04:20 · 3 answers · asked by dubaifan_2007 1 in Friends

so she can be in charge and beat Hillary to the White House?

2007-07-21 02:04:13 · 9 answers · asked by Cherie 6 in Politics

I would prefer a Latin American MD or spanish speaker

2007-07-21 02:04:03 · 2 answers · asked by chul 2 in Women's Health

am I suppose to accept that? I am 21 yrs old.

2007-07-21 02:04:03 · 10 answers · asked by fighter 1 in Family

2007-07-21 02:03:46 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

http://www.washingtontimes.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20070720/NATION/107200094/1001

2007-07-21 02:03:39 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics

2007-07-21 02:03:13 · 19 answers · asked by sicily 1 in Men's Health

So I thought I had my boy names narrowed down to Caleb & Merick. Then I find out one of my cousins that doesn't live far away named their son Merick, so that's out the window.

Know any good names that are kind of like Merick? Have any other name ideas?

(Cade/Caden, Bryce, Jacob, Colton, Avery, Jerick, Matthew, Reece, Jace, & Chase are already taken in my family).

2007-07-21 02:02:54 · 22 answers · asked by tanner 7 in Baby Names

2007-07-21 02:02:09 · 2 answers · asked by Ivan Herrera 1 in Engineering