All categories - 6 July 2007

Miscommunication - An Excellent Example
There were these twins, Jim and John. Jim was the owner of an old dilapidated boat. It just so happened that John's wife died the same day Jim's boat sank. A few days later, a kindly old woman saw Jim and mistaking him for John said "I'm sorry to hear about your loss. You must feel terrible."

Jim, thinking she was talking about his boat said "Fact is I'm sort of glad to be rid of her. She was a rotten old thing from the beginning.Her bottom was all shriveled up and she smelled like an old dead fish.She was always losing her water, she had a bad crack in the back and a pretty big hole in the front too. Every time I used her, the hole got bigger and she leaked like crazy. I guess what finally finished her off was when I rented her to these four guys looking for a good time. I warned them she wasn't very good, but they wanted to use her anyhow. The fools all tried to get in her at once and she split right up the middle." The old woman fainted.

2007-07-06 21:25:51 · 40 answers · asked by shaktimaan 5 in Jokes & Riddles

whenever i put it on stand by it will go on stand by mode but it will turn on again within a few seconds. solutions?

2007-07-06 21:25:19 · 4 answers · asked by janepeepshow 2 in Desktops

I am getting a new washing machine delivered today and need to disconnect the old one. Is it fairly straight forward and how do I do it? Would appreciate any help or advise.

2007-07-06 21:25:09 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Maintenance & Repairs

person A puts up wallpaper in the bedrooms of a house in 3 hrs. person B can do the same job in 4 hrs, and person C can do the same job in 12 hrs. if all three of them work together, how many minutes will it take them to put up the wallapaper?

2007-07-06 21:25:08 · 5 answers · asked by phattylovesphood. 2 in Mathematics

I saw an episode of david letter man, and he said that a 64(or sixty something) old woman gave birth! He said that she was late for delivery for 18(or something) years!!! And when she gave birth to the child he was 18!!!!! I can't belive anything but he says it's a true story!!!!! Is this true and if it is true... HOW?!?!?!

2007-07-06 21:25:02 · 6 answers · asked by Alice :) 2 in Drama

I am a 16 year old and want to go on a cruise with my two friends who are 19 and 20.. (Royal carribean) is anyone familiar with their policy for a minor without a parent. Would this be allowed and if not are there any ways to have a parent sign of legality papers? Thanks for the help

greg

2007-07-06 21:24:58 · 4 answers · asked by Greg A 1 in Cruise Travel

2007-07-06 21:24:43 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-07-06 21:24:17 · 13 answers · asked by J♥R♥R 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-07-06 21:24:13 · 4 answers · asked by dosey-rosey 3 in Other - General Health Care

Mountain Dew ROCKS!!

2007-07-06 21:23:48 · 29 answers · asked by LIEUTENANT K STAR!!!! 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-07-06 21:23:29 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Cultures & Groups

Was it a bumpy ride? lol.

2007-07-06 21:23:11 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

like Live Links or Confidential Connection? I'd be scared to meet anyone from those things!

2007-07-06 21:23:00 · 6 answers · asked by ßỰŦŤΣЯ§! Guess who's back...for now! 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-07-06 21:22:58 · 3 answers · asked by bayness0 2 in Other - Beauty & Style

Where does the phrase "If I tell you, then I'd have to kill you" come from? I've seen it alot in movies like A walk to remember, etc. What is the meaning of this? or where did it originate from

2007-07-06 21:22:15 · 10 answers · asked by Skittles 3 in Quotations

2007-07-06 21:21:37 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

What is the meaning behind your screen name or name you use next to your picture on yahoo answers? Just curious as to the differences between peoples reasons.

I picked mine because I'm a fan of Law and Order SVU lol but that was a bit obvious. Any other fans out there?

2007-07-06 21:21:31 · 14 answers · asked by SVU*LOVER 1 in Polls & Surveys

This morning both the moon and the sun were high in the sky at about 30 degrees apart, The moon was a half moon so how can the earth be blocking the sun if they are both visible and the earth is obviously not between them

2007-07-06 21:20:33 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Astronomy & Space

I love a married man with three kids, he loves me too. I am totally lost even if i stop thinking about him. I want him to be more attracted towards me. How should i do that? I love him 4rm my core n want him to love me more.

2007-07-06 21:19:46 · 4 answers · asked by JIYA@KHI 1 in Marriage & Divorce

What names mean Heaven and I don't want Heaven spelled backward (Nevaeh)

2007-07-06 21:19:41 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Baby Names

2007-07-06 21:19:34 · 3 answers · asked by anyONE 2 in Cancer

i been married for about 5 years im only 22 and have a 10 month old baby my marrige is realy bad we are happy for about 3 days an then comes the fights but i mean realy bad fights. all my 5 years off marrige my husband hasnt put me in an apartment we never realy live together his excuse is that he has been realy stupid before but hes changed. he always loses his jobs not no more but hes only been in it for about 6 months hes 25. like i said were always fighthing i realy love him my parents say im stupid to be in love with a low life i dont know what to do does he love me? and is there hope for my marrige or should i move on even if it hurts ? would it be best to divorce him if were always fighthing all our 5 years of marrige? will he ever change or if he hasnt change for five years hes not going to? is my love twords him blindind me? please help

2007-07-06 21:19:23 · 8 answers · asked by RUBYELISA 1 in Marriage & Divorce

2007-07-06 21:19:16 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Etiquette

( ie out of 100)
1) patience
2) music/dancing talent ( any 1 or both)
3) optimism
4) short temper
5) any sports u r good at

be honest please.. :))
have a great day ahead!!
thanks for answering :))

2007-07-06 21:18:54 · 32 answers · asked by GodLuvsU:)) 4 in Polls & Surveys

and what brand?
I like sencha green tea best,its not so bitter.I also like the one with lemon.

2007-07-06 21:18:27 · 16 answers · asked by I dont know 4 in Other - Food & Drink

i love bon jovi and there song make a memory is my fav song at the moment and i was wondering whats yours?

2007-07-06 21:18:22 · 15 answers · asked by mcfly fan 1 in Other - Music