Miscommunication - An Excellent Example
There were these twins, Jim and John. Jim was the owner of an old dilapidated boat. It just so happened that John's wife died the same day Jim's boat sank. A few days later, a kindly old woman saw Jim and mistaking him for John said "I'm sorry to hear about your loss. You must feel terrible."
Jim, thinking she was talking about his boat said "Fact is I'm sort of glad to be rid of her. She was a rotten old thing from the beginning.Her bottom was all shriveled up and she smelled like an old dead fish.She was always losing her water, she had a bad crack in the back and a pretty big hole in the front too. Every time I used her, the hole got bigger and she leaked like crazy. I guess what finally finished her off was when I rented her to these four guys looking for a good time. I warned them she wasn't very good, but they wanted to use her anyhow. The fools all tried to get in her at once and she split right up the middle." The old woman fainted.
2007-07-06 21:25:51 · 40 answers · asked by shaktimaan 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAO hilarious. Definitely stars.
2007-07-06 21:29:50 · answer #1 · answered by Kureemii 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
That was a good one but try it with 2 cousins that look alike or 2 boys/guys who look the same cause if they were twins, they would both have the same mother.
good one for sure !
a star is born !
2007-07-14 04:37:22 · answer #2 · answered by Steven H 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thats funny.
2007-07-14 12:34:08 · answer #3 · answered by Milk Man 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
totally hilariuos
u desrve a star
2007-07-08 21:07:37 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it before but gave you a star anyway because it is still funny
2007-07-06 21:35:19 · answer #5 · answered by bernman101 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow, a little overboard, but worthy of a star
2007-07-06 21:43:53 · answer #6 · answered by Never fear, for I is here....... 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before, but you can have a star.
2007-07-06 23:20:37 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I added one more star as well as my freind sagarukin, best joke, keep on
2007-07-07 00:14:39 · answer #8 · answered by Harinder S. Johal 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Wow.
2007-07-14 19:30:16 · answer #9 · answered by OLLIE 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thax hilarious star for u
2007-07-11 14:19:49 · answer #10 · answered by jellybean 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋