two of my friend's, Alex and Holly, are going to Africa on a safari holiday. Wanting to be prepared, I went shopping with Alex to buy supplies while Holly was at work. We went to the sport goods shop and Alex saw a great pair of trainers for £100. "Why on earth are you spending all that money on them anyway Alex?" I asked her. She said "Well, I'll need to be able to run fast in case we meet a hungry lion."
"Alex," I said, "you're never going to be able to out run a lion."
"I know," she replied, "but I'll be able to out run Holly"
2007-06-21
21:01:40
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