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two of my friend's, Alex and Holly, are going to Africa on a safari holiday. Wanting to be prepared, I went shopping with Alex to buy supplies while Holly was at work. We went to the sport goods shop and Alex saw a great pair of trainers for £100. "Why on earth are you spending all that money on them anyway Alex?" I asked her. She said "Well, I'll need to be able to run fast in case we meet a hungry lion."
"Alex," I said, "you're never going to be able to out run a lion."
"I know," she replied, "but I'll be able to out run Holly"

2007-06-21 21:01:40 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

11 answers

lol lol ! soo funny! hehe, u r getting a star for this one! :DDDD

2007-06-21 21:05:09 · answer #1 · answered by Joka B 5 · 1 0

Hope Holly isn't out shopping, thinking the same thing on her lunch break.

2007-06-21 21:55:12 · answer #2 · answered by lost 4 · 0 0

FCOL, booger? A toddler usually lets his/her nose run. But that's what a loving mom would do, anything for her baby.

2016-05-17 08:33:53 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

That's funny as heck! Didn't even suspect the ending.

2007-06-21 21:06:01 · answer #4 · answered by DPL06351 5 · 0 0

Holy Crap! That was simply hilarious! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! With friends like "Alex" Who needs enemies!!!

2007-06-21 22:13:08 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Hehehehehehehehehehe.....

2007-06-21 21:32:41 · answer #6 · answered by anthony g 1 · 0 0

just like that movie
"Without A Paddle"

2007-06-21 21:05:49 · answer #7 · answered by hannie 6 · 0 0

hahahahahahaha quite funny, i love it sounds like something i'd say ;)
have a star

2007-06-21 21:05:21 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

that is funny!!! hope they have fun! (and don't run into any hungry lions! he he)

2007-06-22 06:47:21 · answer #9 · answered by ♥bigmamma♥ 6 · 0 0

lol..funny...have a star!

2007-06-21 21:20:10 · answer #10 · answered by flyhighrn 3 · 0 0

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