All categories - 6 June 2007

One day a blonde and a brunette were walking down to the grocery store when the brunette pointed out to the blonde "oh, hey look at that dead bird.." The blonde looks around around up in the sky for a few minutes and says "hmm, I don't see any dead ones."

A blonde suspects that her boyfriend is cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment that same day, with the gun in hand. Sure enough, when she opens the door, she finds her boyfriend in the arms of a redhead. She points the gun at her boyfriend at stares him down for a moment. Then, suddenly, she's overcome with grief, so she puts the gun up to the side her head. Her boyfriend screams, "Honey, don't do it..." The blonde yells back, "Shut up! You're next!"

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2007-06-06 08:45:18 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-06-06 08:45:18 · 5 answers · asked by C W 5 in Jokes & Riddles

I need any general information about lunar phases. But the more detailed, the better. Also, I have a chart with a moon that shows the phases and it has numbers on it next to the pictures of the phases in a circle like this: GOING LEFT: 0 (top of circle), 23, 22, 21, 20, 19, 18, and so until 1 and then next to the one is the 0.

2007-06-06 08:44:55 · 1 answers · asked by Angel. 3 in Zoology

I am living the sad life of romeo and juliet....?
my love of my life is my romeo. out parents wont let us date because he is 18 and im 15. only three year difference. we are in love and plan to get married when i turn 18. but for now our parents keep hanging the jail factor over our heads. i tried for our sake to break up with him. and he said he wanted to kill himself. thats how much he loves me. but if we stay together he will go to jail because we have a no contact order with each other our parents put up. i dont know what to do. i could run away with him. or i could leave him. but im afraid he may hurt himself or end his life. i have thought about it to..killing myself. my life at home is awful, i hate my parents and sister. he has fallen in love with me and has given me hope for my future. i just dont know what to do anymore. we love each other so much. ...
we dont know if we should run away. but i dont know how i would finish school...
or if we should just end it...

2007-06-06 08:44:45 · 9 answers · asked by soccersweetie982005 3 in Marriage & Divorce

took over the TV and the remote and is now drinking all my beer, what should I do?

2007-06-06 08:44:41 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I'm 16, she's 19. When she 16 she went through some bad days, peer pressure, bad friends, She messed up, got drunk w/ them and helped those trouble makers put graffiti on some walls and break some windows. She didnt realize what she was doing but my parents were realy harsh, she was punished for 5 months, grounded from everything, including those beautiful clothes she loved, and had to work as a janitor to pay for the damages. Those months were terrible to her, she suffered a lot but my parents were inflexible. Today I'm sure they went overboard. That time I was jealous of her and so during her punishment i teased her a few times, until my parents forbade me. She got extremely resentful of me and our parents, since them she's avoided us. She told me I was dead to her. Today she's in college, a very mature, great girl, I could learn so much w/ her, apologized a lot of times but nothing changed. Against my and my parents' will she's leaving homeand it'll be even harder to make up w/ her

2007-06-06 08:44:30 · 6 answers · asked by Samantha 1 in Adolescent

2007-06-06 08:44:29 · 49 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

And where do you live?

I pay $1650 and I live in NYC.

2007-06-06 08:44:25 · 27 answers · asked by gopher646 6 in Polls & Surveys

Also, if you choose:
1. What's your favorite area of the state? (Mine's is Louisville metro, from Elizabethtown through Louisville to Oldham Co.)
2. What do you think of the people? (They're pretty friendly and polite in Louisville, okay in the west, and rude and uncouthe anywhere east of Louisville.)
3. What do you think of the attractions? Scenery?
4. Would you move there, just visit, or neither?

Thanks!

2007-06-06 08:44:16 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-06 08:44:14 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender

Me - Saturday as in "Saturday's child works hard for a living." Amen!

2007-06-06 08:44:13 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Everyone says that Pugs have to a cesarean to have puppies is that true?

2007-06-06 08:44:04 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Dogs

okay so i'm doing a project on edward teller
i know he designed the teller-ulam device but i need to know ...
was that bomb actually dropped and was that the "H-bomb"
or the bomb dropped in Japan

if not, what is the difference between the two bombs?

2007-06-06 08:43:59 · 4 answers · asked by disasterrrific 1 in Military

My mother got married when she was 18 and my father was 26. They tried to have children from the beginning, but were unsuccessful. She went to our family doctor and he told her that she might not have children because of some complications she had. She was always a Christian, but not devoted until she was around 24, and began to pray heavily for even one child. So I was the first one and was born on November 11th, 1987. She had me when she was 29. And I also have a brother (17) and a sister (12). Now not focusing on the fact that she had children while the doctor said most likely she wouldn't, because those things happen all the time. But the fact that it took her 11 years to have her first child, and I was born on the 11th day of the 11th month in the calendar. Anything special to this or just a mere coincidence?

2007-06-06 08:43:45 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2007-06-06 08:43:32 · 13 answers · asked by Theresa R 1 in Trivia

and Blair is making a huge incident out of the murder of double spy, traitor to his country?

I for one, am surprised he survived so long.
Are we witnessing the beginning of a new cold war?

2007-06-06 08:43:31 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics

Last week at karaoke I farted into the microphone...my friends and I laughed so hard I almost wet myself...lol

2007-06-06 08:43:25 · 49 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Im have a few

2007-06-06 08:43:23 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

maybe be deemed a federal offence?

2007-06-06 08:43:20 · 5 answers · asked by racer 51 7 in Polls & Surveys

I've always wondered if great college players get paid from the school or boosters and how much. I went to a Div 1 AA school, so no one was gettin' paid there. If you have any insight let me know.

2007-06-06 08:43:08 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Football (American)

2007-06-06 08:43:05 · 9 answers · asked by Blank 2 in Dogs

how do you translate "may I put you on hold while I check on that?" from English to Spanish?

2007-06-06 08:43:03 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Languages

or where do i find them online?

2007-06-06 08:42:58 · 22 answers · asked by ms_jaffa_cake 2 in Books & Authors

Okay, a little bored over here so here is an easy 2 points i guess.

What would you say if i said....I love you?

P.S. Sorry, kinda random.

2007-06-06 08:42:54 · 7 answers · asked by **Amanda** 3 in Other - News & Events

2007-06-06 08:42:53 · 7 answers · asked by vivalabamtv3 1 in Personal Finance

2007-06-06 08:42:48 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Hardware

Hollywood or Brazilian?

2007-06-06 08:42:42 · 11 answers · asked by fletchfredarnie 4 in Fashion & Accessories

things latley have been going down hill, i work a 9-5 job and have the weekends off im 19 and it seems like im already 30 my friends just go to school so they get all this freedom to stay up late and have fun while i say thats to late i work in the moring...by friday im so tired to even do anything, my b/f is fed up with me becuase i keep nagging about him getting a job but he hasent yet he just said i'll call you when i find one i cant take this anymore all i wanted was him to get responsible, and now im stuck at my stupied desk while my friends are at the beach to top it off i take night classes when i can and i still live at home becuase my last roomate bailed and i cant find a new one, i feel like crap and i just want to have fun and latly im to busy thinking i cant do that he shouldnt do this bla bla bla..i dont know what to do...how do i turn things around

2007-06-06 08:42:32 · 4 answers · asked by lovely 3 in Other - Family & Relationships

2007-06-06 08:42:30 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys