One day a blonde and a brunette were walking down to the grocery store when the brunette pointed out to the blonde "oh, hey look at that dead bird.." The blonde looks around around up in the sky for a few minutes and says "hmm, I don't see any dead ones."
A blonde suspects that her boyfriend is cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment that same day, with the gun in hand. Sure enough, when she opens the door, she finds her boyfriend in the arms of a redhead. She points the gun at her boyfriend at stares him down for a moment. Then, suddenly, she's overcome with grief, so she puts the gun up to the side her head. Her boyfriend screams, "Honey, don't do it..." The blonde yells back, "Shut up! You're next!"
If you liked them, Please star!!!
2007-06-06 08:45:18 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
they r so funny..........10 stars for u
2007-06-07 17:26:56 · answer #1 · answered by The Jonas Brothers Rule!!!!! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
way to funny 10/10 plus a star
i love blonde jokes
2007-06-06 08:59:50 · answer #2 · answered by mommy to be 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats great! I love blond jokes, and I have never heard these before! Star for you!
2007-06-06 08:59:57 · answer #3 · answered by cookie monster 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I liked the second one better, but they're both good. Star
2007-06-06 08:57:38 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha
2007-06-06 08:48:21 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO it was funny!! da 2nd one was better, star for u
2007-06-06 15:44:47 · answer #6 · answered by [SuZaNnA]™ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ive heard the second one b4, but i still liked both of em
:)
2007-06-06 10:01:30 · answer #7 · answered by BOOM, roasted. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i liked 'em star for u
2007-06-06 08:48:11 · answer #8 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha. I'm blond but ain't dumb. nice
2007-06-06 09:14:36 · answer #9 · answered by Yipen™ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
whats with you and blonds
2007-06-06 08:51:52 · answer #10 · answered by matt 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋