before i start getting bashed and told how its the inner beauty that counts i want to explain that "fat friend" has a lot of dimensions...pardon the pun
1) RIDICULOUSLY LOUD
2) always thinks that questions are directed at her
3) wears clothes that are small on the olsen twins
4) usually on the phone
5) has her hair and nails done
6) when answering questions that are not directed at her always does so with an air of superiority, contempt and hate
7) gives you a dirty look no matter what even if you just saved a kitten from a burning building
Now besides the fact that both friends win in this situation:
cuty gets a personal bodyguard and a frame of reference for every guy that passes by her and fatty gets to hang out with a good looking girls increasing her chances of landing a man...probably some poor wingman....i feel you man
is there any reason for this except the one i just listed?
2007-04-09
06:57:51
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