how come all attractive women have a fat friend?

Question

before i start getting bashed and told how its the inner beauty that counts i want to explain that "fat friend" has a lot of dimensions...pardon the pun
1) RIDICULOUSLY LOUD
2) always thinks that questions are directed at her
3) wears clothes that are small on the olsen twins
4) usually on the phone
5) has her hair and nails done
6) when answering questions that are not directed at her always does so with an air of superiority, contempt and hate
7) gives you a dirty look no matter what even if you just saved a kitten from a burning building

Now besides the fact that both friends win in this situation:
cuty gets a personal bodyguard and a frame of reference for every guy that passes by her and fatty gets to hang out with a good looking girls increasing her chances of landing a man...probably some poor wingman....i feel you man

is there any reason for this except the one i just listed?

i am absolutely not a creep and i usually end up talking to the attractive girl regardless because she tells fatty to back off.....i am not talking about woman who are just overweight i specifically mentioned all the characteristics that go into "fat friend" i have no problem with people who are overweight im talking strictly from a perspective of a person who has run into "fat friend" on numerous occasions and just get annoyed with their inability to shut their mouths

Answer 1

The only reason a good looking girl brings out the fat obnoxious friend is to get rid of a fat obnoxious dorky guy.

Gee, I wonder who that could be?

EDIT++++
So, you want to know why it seems that these fat girls develop these obnoxious characteristics and why do they seem to be with these good looking ones? Would it bother you if these characteristics were on a good looking thin 'hot' girl?
If you say yes, then think about this....Would you go out with one? That would give us a little hint into what you're thinking
Oh yeah ! what distinguishes overweight from fat?

Answer 2

NO,,,,you're not a creep. You are very sensitive and caring. Why didn't you just say...why do girls always have these obnoxious etc. friends? and why do you state that "a fat friend" has a lot of dimensions. Are you telling us that when a girl reaches a certain weight and crosses the line into fatdom that she automatically acquires these characteristics?!!!

You really have spent a lot of time thinking about this. Or...are you just one of those "poor wingman" who can't get anyone any better. You certainly have a jaded view of this world.

I think I saw a question that asked if you had 1 wish and you could do anything with it...I 'm going to answer it now.
Want to know how....I wish that you wake up tomorrow and be one of those "fat" girls. Then in about 2 months. I'll ask a question similar to yours ....can't wait to hear your response.

Answer 3

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Some fat women have attractive husbands, and lucky for you there is probably somebody who will even be attracted to you.

Answer 4

The only real answer I can come up with is that there are a LOT of overweight people in the world and they are bound to have some thin friends. The only thing I have to point out about what you said is that 'attractive' women have the 'fat' friend. That's saying ALL fat people are unattractive. Usually, people say that the attractive women always seem to have that one 'ugly' friend, whether she's fat or thin.

One of my best friends is that 'fat' friend and she always talks about how she 'knows' she's the fat, ugly friend. It's really awkward when she brings it up because I don't know if I'm supposed to agree with her or not. I can't tell her she's thin because she really isn't but people consider her 'ugly' because she's fat and has an obnoxious personality. Her low self esteem is mainly what makes her unattractive. She once lost 30 lbs and felt so much better about herself that she became 'attractive'. It was her attitude that changed most of all. Her facial features were exactly the same but people started calling her 'pretty' when they had said she had an ugly face before. It was weird.

Answer 5

You can say anything you want in defense of yourself but
we "the Yahoo family" know you for what you truly are.....

A "john" who usually must pay for his amusement and resents women because of it.

Answer 6

god i hate questions like this-you do realize that your question is a personal attack on all fat women? i mean, i could be a total saint, and you'd have hurt my feelings just cause some good friend of a skinny is looking out for her girl and making sure you don't get too close? you are probably a creep, and her friend has asked her to make sure you don't get frisky...or are you just too convinced of your own charm?

Answer 7

The real question given that 60% of the world is fat is how come all fat women have slender friends?

Answer 8

I think that a lot of attractive girls will have a fatty friend to make themselves look even better by comparison. It also makes them feel better about themselves, since the hotter a woman is, the lower her self esteem is, and the more critical she is of her own looks. The problem is that they do get in the way, and they expect you to buy them drinks as well. Be sure to say no to this. Don't buy any women drinks, period. Make them buy their own. Trust me, it actually helps your cause, because they see you as strong and confident, and shows that you don't feel like you have to kiss their ***. Women like that.

Answer 9

i m fat well plumb and your question is offensive and i don't hang out with matchsticks who wouldn't know a good dinner if it hit them in the face too busy being a size 0 they are plonkers

Answer 10

All attractive women don't have a fat friend.... I've had a lot of friends in my day and have never had a fat one..... but, yeah if u have a friend with you and you digging the attractive chick then your friend will be the wing-man but does not happen with every attractive woman.....