There once was a priest whose only vice was that he loved to play golf. One warm Good Friday he decided to sneak in a round before Stations (this can also be a Rabbi/Yom Kippur joke). St. Peter sees him and decides to alert The Boss.
"Excuse me Sir" Peter said to God.
"What is it Peter?" asked God.
"We have a small problem on earth, Father O'Riordan is playing golf. He is a devout priest and dedicated servant to his parish, but it is Good Friday" responded Peter.
"I will see to it" says God.
The priest then steps to the next tee and crushes his drive. It flies straight down the middle of the fairway, rolls onto the green and into the cup for a hole-in-one!
Peter cannot believe his eyes. He turns to God and says "I realize you are the Father, the Almighty, the maker of heaven and earth, all that is seen and unseen. Forgive me for doubting your wisdom, but I thought you would punish him instead of rewarding him with a hole-in-one!
God simply says "Who can he tell?
2007-04-05
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