If you can run and play any sport while wearing chanclas.... Mexican
status!!
If you're late Tio left you a van and you turned it into a taco vending
Business, Yes, you're a Mexican.
If you pronounce words beginning with the letter "S" by putting an "E"
in front of it, (estop, estupido), big time Mexican.
If you call a chair, a sher, you got it.... Mexican.
If you have ever hurt yourself and your mamacita rubbed the area while
chanting, "Sana, Sana, Colita de rana....." You're Mexican, bigtime!!!
If you have your last name in old English lettering anywhere on your car,
truck, or tattooed on your back. Yes, you ARE a Mexican (Proud one too).
If you refer to your wife as your ruca, your hina, your wifa, your old
lady,or your Vieja, guess what? Not only are you a Mexican, You're a cholo.
If you throw a "Grito" every time you hear Vicente Fernandez, then not only
are you a Mexican, but you are a drunk Mexican.
2007-03-27
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