All categories - 17 March 2007

Did I read that sign right?
TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW

In a Laundromat:
AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT
GOES OUT

In a London department store:
BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS

In an office:
WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR
FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN

In an office:
AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE
DRAINING BOARD

Outside a secondhand shop:
WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR
WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?

Notice in health food shop window:
CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS

Spotted in a safari park:(I sure hope so)
ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR

Seen during a conference:
FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE
1ST FLOOR

Notice in a farmer's field:
THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES.

Message on a leaflet:
IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS

On a repair shop door:
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T
WORK)

2007-03-17 00:50:21 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-03-17 00:50:15 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Business & Finance

is near, Let the Wicked forsake his way, and the unrighteous man his thoughts, let him return to the Lord, and He will have mercy on him; And to our God, for He will ______ ______.
HINT It's in Isaiah.

2007-03-17 00:50:13 · 5 answers · asked by thankyou "iana" 6 in Religion & Spirituality

If left sitting for a few weeks all the oil in the reservoir leaks into the firing chamber and locks up the engine you have to take the spark plug out drain out the oil and wash out the chamber with gas .when using it runs and works fine. ---- tree man.

2007-03-17 00:50:09 · 4 answers · asked by tree man 1 in Maintenance & Repairs

2007-03-17 00:49:47 · 11 answers · asked by LS 5 in Polls & Surveys

I have a BA degree in French as a foreign langugae, and an MA
in English a foreign language from a German university. Right
now, I am teaching at a German school in China.
Somehow , I like teaching butt I want to teach less since I really
find it tyring.
I also started to play the piano again and want to play in hotel
lobbys but my repertoire is not big enough yet- as to my
sound - I think I am ok - acutally.
Another interest of mine is journalism as a hobby and I did write
articles for several newspapers as a freelancer during my studies
but then stopped.

Recently, I started learning Italian since I want to go to Italy
next year.

Overall , I think I don´t think I am doing anything poperly, and
considering age (42) I don´t have any security yet because
I have always been a freelancer since schools that pay appropriately always ask for two Master´s which I don´t have.
Too late ?? What should I do ?

2007-03-17 00:49:44 · 5 answers · asked by rgarlik 2 in Higher Education (University +)

please help to clean off the compleate history from the computer

2007-03-17 00:49:36 · 9 answers · asked by Thiren Y 1 in Internet

I can download it onto the computer, but when i send it onto the psp iso file it still doesnt work... I have no clue what to do!!! I have downgraded my psp and it has got firmware, WHAT DO I DO???

2007-03-17 00:49:34 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in PDAs & Handhelds

2007-03-17 00:49:28 · 3 answers · asked by ed_bro2007 1 in Skin Conditions

some one told me a place i can check online but i forgot the address

2007-03-17 00:49:20 · 1 answers · asked by gary b 1 in Add-ons

2007-03-17 00:49:18 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I like Rose but hate thorns. Is there have Rose without thorns, if there do. Please tell me what name of Rose and what colour do they have. I want to have Rose without thorns in my garden.

2007-03-17 00:49:17 · 4 answers · asked by Margaret 2 in Garden & Landscape

2007-03-17 00:49:13 · 2 answers · asked by pin_550 1 in Programming & Design

2007-03-17 00:49:05 · 8 answers · asked by Pete 1 in Maintenance & Repairs

2007-03-17 00:49:05 · 1 answers · asked by calo 1 in Weather

i need to ask that do every coin have thier manufactured year written on it, u can understand what i m trying to say. because i have a coin of bahran and there is four digit number on it. it is 1315

2007-03-17 00:49:01 · 4 answers · asked by sapphire 3 in Hobbies & Crafts

I have a jack russell cross who has an auto immune disease which he is on steriods for but being on the steriods makes him really hungry which in turn makes him manic around food, my main concern is how fast he eats, it takes him about 5 seconds to eat his food I was hoping someone would have some ideas on how to slow him down

2007-03-17 00:48:59 · 8 answers · asked by chax45 1 in Dogs

2007-03-17 00:48:42 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

will i get by this month?

2007-03-17 00:48:20 · 1 answers · asked by sukanya s 1 in Austin

"My name is Bob, and i am an alcoholic?"

2007-03-17 00:48:18 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

-the zebras are black with white lines or white with black lines?
-yes.

2007-03-17 00:48:12 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Does anybody knows how i figure the sum that is owed to L&I Quarterly.
What kind of a report i pull on Quickbooks?
and where do i file it? (through what website)?
You answer will be greatly appriciated. Thank you

2007-03-17 00:48:04 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in United States

no detail

2007-03-17 00:47:48 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Cricket

Dear Friends,
I have my own company and i wanna suplly my product to military.I know that my product has best quality product in india.What i wanna is that :- What is the process of getting touch with related man so that i can supply myt product to the army?what is the process? how can i get all the required information about this? Who is the concern person for this purpose?How can i apply and show our product demo to related person in the army?

Please help me regarding this..I will be very gratefull to you.

Thanks

Rahul Dhanpat

You can also contact me at Rahuldhanpat@gmail.com

2007-03-17 00:47:44 · 1 answers · asked by Rahul D 4 in Military

2007-03-17 00:47:43 · 11 answers · asked by anantsinghal2005 1 in Mathematics

Mar 17 2007
Does or did Ellen DeGeneres ever have a MySpace account??

Here are some Ellen DeGeneres sites that show up on MySpace. www.myspace.com/ellendegeneres06, www.myspace.com/ellendegeneres1, www.myspace.com/ellentv, www.myspace.com/fakeellen, www.myspace.com/ellendg, www.myspace.com/degeneresellen, www.myspace.com/ellenleedegeneres, www.myspace.com/52336735, www.myspace.com/48115745, www.myspace.com/i_love_ellen_degeneres, www.myspace.com/ellendegeneresrocks, www.myspace.com/135781137, www.myspace.com/ellensanimals, www.myspace.com/ellendeg8, And that is not to mention the three sites deleted this week of : www.myspace.com/ellendegeneres, www.myspace.com/portiade, and www.myspace.com/vancedegeneres, that were active during the Oscars. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------

One person on MySpace, possibly an attorney in Los Angeles, CA, emailed and advised me to call NBC Studios in Burbank at 1-818-840-4444 to confirm that Ellen DeGeneres DOES NOT have a MySpace account. .. or "stay in denial". (My question is, why would the "stranger" care what I think on myspace??) What was "his/her" motives in contacting me at all? Is he working for Ellen DeGeneres? I don't know. His myspace URL is: www.myspace.com/992430618. It shows a logo for "Peter Clark-Davidson, Attorney at Law, Cooper & Nieman (Criminal Law & Product Liability) From Los Angeles, CA ---------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------


Also there is a group on MySpace who wanted to make sure that I and others on MySpace knew Ellen DeGeneres did NOT have a MySpace account. They claimed to have spent countless hours checking and rechecking, and researching in spite of what was documented at the Oscars. Their URL is: www.myspace.com/124580661, ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I personally don't feel that ANYTHING has either been proven or disproved regarding Ellen DeGeneres on MySpace and what was stated at the Oscars. An 88 year old woman from Austin, who has spoke to Ellen by phone on the air several times, also appears to have an account on MySpace. Her name is Gladys Hardy and she shows to have EllenDG as a "MySpace friend". Does that prove or disprove anything? Gladys Hardy's URL is: www.myspace.com/dowhut or at: http://www.gladyshardy.com, ----------------------------------------------------

All that remains is a lot of questions. Ellen DeGeneres..... Oscars....... MySpace.... photos.... ??? I doubt the general public will ever be made aware of the purpose, (of the Oscar photos with Clint and if she has a MySpace account), since one Ellen account claimed that Ellen herself was not allowed to mention anything on her show about MySpace or having a MySpace account on her show as it could result in legal issues with MySpace and her show... IE, negative publicity for MySpace. A fake Celebrity MySpace account being run by a stranger is similar to handing your checkbook to a total stranger. They can affect or manipulate the fan's image of that person in a very negative way, if they desire... destroy their credibility, etc. If that is occurring on MySpace, it should be stopped, as it can hurt as much, as help, a Celebrities image to the public. Can celebrities sue for slander, ID theft, character assassination, criminal mischief, fraud, etc. in regards to MySpace???


-- passionwink

2007-03-17 00:47:40 · 4 answers · asked by Dawn 5 in Celebrities

OMG, what a game! what a win! Hell yeah.

2007-03-17 00:47:26 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

-What is the chaos ???
-we don't answer questions abou agriculture/farming!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2007-03-17 00:47:19 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

At what point does it all become too much for them?

2007-03-17 00:47:18 · 20 answers · asked by Wax Crayon 4 in Zoology

2007-03-17 00:47:05 · 15 answers · asked by barry b 1 in English Football