Did I read that sign right?
TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW
In a Laundromat:
AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT
GOES OUT
In a London department store:
BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS
In an office:
WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR
FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN
In an office:
AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE
DRAINING BOARD
Outside a secondhand shop:
WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR
WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?
Notice in health food shop window:
CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS
Spotted in a safari park:(I sure hope so)
ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR
Seen during a conference:
FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE
1ST FLOOR
Notice in a farmer's field:
THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES.
Message on a leaflet:
IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS
On a repair shop door:
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T
WORK)
2007-03-17 00:50:21 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
my favorites are second hand shop and repair shop door. they are all great. how did you get to be so smart , funny and hot. xoxoxo
2007-03-19 01:14:19 · answer #1 · answered by ms01 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like it... the missing punctuations in some of the signs make them sound so stupid. Where did you get them?
2007-03-17 08:57:47 · answer #2 · answered by Cherry Shortcake 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg, that was funny....i read them before...my teacher showed it to me, where did you get those??
2007-03-17 09:29:53 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
love the last one...
2007-03-17 09:46:51 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha!!!
2007-03-17 09:21:30 · answer #5 · answered by Dusty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha good one dude!!!
2007-03-17 09:38:01 · answer #6 · answered by jaxt517 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋