All categories - 17 March 2007

A drill sergeant had just chewed out one of his cadets and as he was walking away,he turned to the cadet and said ''i guess when i die,you'll come and dance on my grave?''
the cadet replied ''Not me sarge......No sir! I promised myself that when i got out of the army i'd never stand in another line!!''







can i have a star?i collect them. xxx

2007-03-17 04:29:15 · 28 answers · asked by Honeybee 6 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-03-17 04:29:13 · 16 answers · asked by Aaron A 3 in Polls & Surveys

1. Wo are the two characters in "Last to Go"?

2. About what do they disagree?

Any help would be appreciated thank you.

2007-03-17 04:29:10 · 1 answers · asked by S.H.I.E.L.D. 1 in Books & Authors

I was accused by a man of having hit his vehicle in a parking lot, I did not think I had done so and he was scaring me so I left w/o giving him info. He later filed a police report and claim w. my insurance, I'm cooperating w. the insurance investigation, and I called the police the next day (shouldn't have waited, I know, but I was pretty shaken up from being yelled at by scary weird guy) - the dispatcher told me the police did get to the scene at some point (I was there for maybe 30-40 minutes after the alleged incident so not in that time frame) and took a report but would not be pursuing it. I offered to cooperate should there be an investigation, but she didn't take any details (other than the police report #), just told me to forget it. Still I'm worried the guy may decide to file charges against me later - can/will the police re-open accident investigation? How will it affect things if my insurance does/does not find me liable? How long will this be hanging over my head?

2007-03-17 04:29:07 · 4 answers · asked by fjr 2 in Law Enforcement & Police

2.what is your favourate one of thier songs?
3.how much would you rate them on a scale of 1-10?
4.how much do you listn to them?

2007-03-17 04:29:06 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I am a salaried employee, do I need to enclose bank statement along with form 16 while submitting income tax return on July 31' 2007.

2007-03-17 04:29:05 · 4 answers · asked by dsp 1 in India

What is the first thing a guy notices on a girl? *body part*

2007-03-17 04:29:05 · 16 answers · asked by Allie 2 in Singles & Dating

My grandma has ravens flying all over her yard, and there's one that pecks on her door. Is that a bad sign?

2007-03-17 04:29:05 · 10 answers · asked by Michael M 1 in Mythology & Folklore

or what rhymes with this?
haters hate me simply cuz they aint me.
you look to the left you look to the right, i got haters hatin from all the way down the block
Tryna still my style,
what rhymes with that....something catchy

2007-03-17 04:29:03 · 4 answers · asked by G.nelle 1 in Words & Wordplay

2007-03-17 04:28:58 · 15 answers · asked by Brian D 1 in Singles & Dating

I mean really she is not that stupid. If she was she would not have her hand in as many different business opportunities. At least she has morals. To me she is an excellent role model for children and young women. I mean would you rather her be like Britney Spears with 2 children she never sees in and in and out of rehab? Or what about Paris Hilton who dresses trashy and has all of these innappropriate videos leaking out. What about Nicole Ricci who doesn't seem to eat has also been in rehab for drugs and is on trial right now. There are so many other's I could mention like Lindsey Lohan not even 21 with alcohol problems. I mean stop and look at all the other celebrities our kids are idolizing. I think Jessica Simpson is very classy at least she came out with an article and said that she waited till marriage to have intercourse.

2007-03-17 04:28:58 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

I have my orange belt going for green in Shinbu Ryu....I'm at 83% classes but here's the thing....For the past few days, I've played the karate game but my classes won't go up. Help!

2007-03-17 04:28:53 · 3 answers · asked by Angela B 1 in Video & Online Games

I am a 20 year old male and am just too tired of trying out everything for my pimples! Nothing seems to work! There is a period when there are none of those, then when u think u got over it, they just appear - in full attendance!

I use benzoyl peroxide regularly, but it doesnt seem to work too. I feel like the ugliest guy around! Please help me!

2007-03-17 04:28:50 · 11 answers · asked by shuraih_e2 1 in Skin Conditions

a solution containing 2g of sodium sulfite reacts with 7 mL of phosphoric acid (H3PO4). the concentration of the acid solution is that there are 1.83g of H3PO4 per mL of solution.

a) Determine the mass of the excess reactant remaning at completion.
b) grams of water produced
c) Moles of sodium phosphate produced.
d) grams of sulfur dioxide produced.

Please explain how u get the answer.

2007-03-17 04:28:50 · 1 answers · asked by yassem1ne 2 in Chemistry

2007-03-17 04:28:50 · 4 answers · asked by d_m 1 in Singles & Dating

2007-03-17 04:28:49 · 11 answers · asked by james c 1 in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender

These names?

Reynaldo Jose
Adolfo Alejando
Juan Diego
Marcelo Pinheiro
Daniel David

2007-03-17 04:28:37 · 21 answers · asked by Silvia 2 in Baby Names

2007-03-17 04:28:36 · 12 answers · asked by Shinbone 2 in Polls & Surveys

And does it include lions or words on a webpage?

2007-03-17 04:28:33 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

I believe we all think or deliberate about things, issues, ideas and matters, and when you do, how do you know that you have thought through things well enough? Do you feel a sense of satisfaction, for example, or you reach a point where you simply cannot go further in anything? Place this especially in the context of practical philosophy, where your thoughts are supposed to influence the way you go about doing things in life.

2007-03-17 04:28:29 · 10 answers · asked by Shahid 7 in Philosophy

I am a salaried employee, do I need to enclose bank statement along with form 16 while submitting income tax return on July 31' 2007.

2007-03-17 04:28:29 · 4 answers · asked by dsp 1 in India

I have not invested before. I am interested in starting small and without using a broker. Maybe just investing online. How/ where do I begin? What type of fund?

2007-03-17 04:28:25 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Investing

We're planning of getting a dog in the Summer holidays. However, when term starts again in September the dog will be left alone from 7.30 to 4.30 and its not possible to get 2 dogs.

we'd really like a puppy because dogs from shelters dont have a reliable temperament.

will 8 weeks be long enough to train a puppy to be comfortable alone? if so, are there any recommened breeds?

someone would come at lunch to let the dog out.

2007-03-17 04:28:24 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Dogs

i need a schedule or something on a website to help me look for it

2007-03-17 04:28:19 · 1 answers · asked by jack 3 in Celebrities

2007-03-17 04:28:18 · 9 answers · asked by hot2shop 2 in Other - Local Businesses

How can she get that to him without getting me involved? The Sherrif was supposed to deliver it three days ago, but never did, and he's still stalking her. any suggestions out there??

2007-03-17 04:28:18 · 8 answers · asked by laguna_deven 1 in Law & Ethics

need to find the range of the function that has given domain.

2007-03-17 04:28:15 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mathematics