A drill sergeant had just chewed out one of his cadets and as he was walking away,he turned to the cadet and said ''i guess when i die,you'll come and dance on my grave?''
the cadet replied ''Not me sarge......No sir! I promised myself that when i got out of the army i'd never stand in another line!!''
can i have a star?i collect them. xxx
2007-03-17 04:29:15 · 28 answers · asked by Honeybee 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
COOL
2007-03-17 04:38:22 · answer #1 · answered by jeffrey ooi 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice,hahahai
2007-03-17 06:24:25 · answer #2 · answered by King 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one , L O L
u reserve a star
2007-03-17 04:33:21 · answer #3 · answered by Luv Rulz 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-02 06:56:08 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the joke's good... since u asked nicely... here's a star for u! hv a nice day!
2007-03-17 04:39:19 · answer #5 · answered by I need a vacation! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Like that
2007-03-17 04:32:45 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one and yeah heres a star!!!!!!!!
2007-03-17 07:11:07 · answer #7 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!!! Good one, have a star.
2007-03-17 06:34:17 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
here's your star
2007-03-17 04:46:39 · answer #9 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha! I get it! u do deserve a star
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2007-03-17 04:38:50 · answer #10 · answered by Louee 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats good here's a star!! xx :]
2007-03-17 04:33:08 · answer #11 · answered by youdidnotjustsaythat 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋