All categories - 16 March 2007

A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle; I'm still a virgin.

What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?

"Well, husband #1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

Husband #2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.

Husband #3 was from Field Services; he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

Husband #4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

Husband #5 was an Engineer; he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.

2007-03-16 04:50:10 · 4 answers · asked by Misery 1 in Jokes & Riddles

My daughter told me her boyfriend has a hernia on the right, front part of his body near the hairline. He said he couldn't see it but it's very sore and when he went to get it looked at they told him it may heal by itself. Is that right? He's 23 and does construction work.

2007-03-16 04:50:08 · 7 answers · asked by cas46per 2 in Other - General Health Care

a link attached to the question.anyway i found the doll ,but cant find her because it was removed.any ideas???

2007-03-16 04:50:05 · 1 answers · asked by raindovewmn41 6 in Other - Games & Recreation

You agreed to a price of $8,950 for an automobile. If additional tax, title, and license fees amounted to 11%, what was the total amount due?

2007-03-16 04:50:03 · 5 answers · asked by Debra C 1 in Homework Help

Can anyone give me a description of political courage by John F. Kennedy, I dont really understand the concept of political courage

2007-03-16 04:50:00 · 5 answers · asked by Tyronne M 1 in Homework Help

ok i am 16 years old 5ft 3in and i started to have signs of anorexia . i am 98 lbs and i need to gain atleast 5lbs back . i dont know hot to do it . i dont want to get a gut or anything . what should i eat and not be eating ?? if i go to the gym what should i train to stay toned .. i am toned right now but i dont know if i gain weight on will my toneness go away ?? how many calories should i be eating daily in what types of food ?? is eating something like an egg and cheese sandwich not a good idea ??

please help <33

2007-03-16 04:49:59 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Diet & Fitness

I've been dating someone for 3 month now I love him but I dont know how to tell him. can y'all give me some idea ?

2007-03-16 04:49:59 · 8 answers · asked by louishebnajoseph 1 in Singles & Dating

2007-03-16 04:49:51 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Family & Relationships

Happy St. Patty's day everyone lol, I'm saying this now in case I'm not able to enunciate my words correctly tomorrow ;O)

Be safe and enjoy! Don't drink and drive!

Lots of love,
Karma

2007-03-16 04:49:48 · 16 answers · asked by ☆Karma☆ 6 in Polls & Surveys

was there a new chapter this week??

2007-03-16 04:49:47 · 3 answers · asked by mangaalover 1 in Comics & Animation

2007-03-16 04:49:45 · 5 answers · asked by 1 2 in Words & Wordplay

my daughter is speech impaired and i wanted to teach her to sign.i have asked her speech therapist many times for help but with no success.any help?

2007-03-16 04:49:45 · 12 answers · asked by kimberly c 1 in Preschool

So, I am fighting for my love. I have told her my feeling last year but she said she just wanna be friends. Yet, I feel that I MUST fight for my love until I am sure that we CAN NEVER be together.

What is 'playing hard to get'? Examples and is it a good thing? If yes, how? If no, what other way?

Is not talking to her included in the method?

2007-03-16 04:49:43 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

For all the countless acts of injustices that the president has inflicted on the Iraqi people as well as the lies,half truths etc.. he has fed us, why is he not up for impeachment? After all, wasn't President Clinton impeached for less?

2007-03-16 04:49:43 · 22 answers · asked by monique 2 in Other - Politics & Government

im 14 years old and i weight 170 pounds

i think most is muscle

2007-03-16 04:49:42 · 3 answers · asked by ? 2 in Diet & Fitness

Java 2? Def. Not 3....Real Java? Who knows. Wow its like the who gay community is obsessed with her!

2007-03-16 04:49:40 · 9 answers · asked by Ashley 4 in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender

I have written previous posts on here. My ex, who I do really love, ended our relationship 6 wks ago as "her feelings had changed". In the build up to the split I thought she was depressed. (She has a history of depression) and she admitted she was, I persuaded her to go to the Dr who prescribed Prozac & counselling. 1 wk later she said she wasn't depressed, didn't need counselling and it was our relationship that made her unhappy. She ended things.

I gave her space for 3 wks and then she contacted me. We met up, everything was good and we agreed to meet again. I rang her a few days later and she was dismissive of me.

I do really care for her but think I should maybe walk away even as a friend. It is so hard seeing someone you love being like this but even worse when they blame the relationship. I have tried to help her but if she won't help herself I don't know what I can do??

I don't mind worrying about her but she seems to not be interested in my feelings. What do I do?

2007-03-16 04:49:40 · 11 answers · asked by bepositive1976 1 in Singles & Dating

2007-03-16 04:49:35 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Physics

2007-03-16 04:49:27 · 4 answers · asked by dottydorisuk 1 in Television

2007-03-16 04:49:25 · 16 answers · asked by Lily P 3 in Other - Society & Culture

unscramble these words i will try to make them easy

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2.srewna
3.rfgifea
4.pucmoret
5.syea
6.gooli
7.scunrablem
8.rdah
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2007-03-16 04:49:24 · 22 answers · asked by ♥Gin♥and*Jen* 3 in Jokes & Riddles

yummmmmmmmmm

2007-03-16 04:49:23 · 11 answers · asked by ♥♥ lou lou ♥♥ 6 in Polls & Surveys

My daughter has a splinter in the ball of her hand and I am struggling to get it out. does anybody have suggestions to make it easier. I have been trying with a sterile pin but no luck

2007-03-16 04:49:20 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in First Aid

2007-03-16 04:49:20 · 4 answers · asked by Niecey 2 in Newborn & Baby

2007-03-16 04:49:19 · 2 answers · asked by Jackie Rodriguez 1 in Geography

or have i got some thing wrong with me?

2007-03-16 04:49:17 · 15 answers · asked by LostMyMind 3 in Polls & Surveys

How can you tell the difference between different types of rock genres?? I can tell the difference between metal and rock and thats about it!

2007-03-16 04:49:15 · 7 answers · asked by brianna<3 4 in Music

I need help from anyone living in Germany or going to visit there soon. Don't laugh at me - but I am CRAVING SonnenBasserman's Schlimmergulasch!!!! I smuggled about 10 boxes into the USA with me on my last trip over there - but now they are all gone. I searched, and searched the internet, and cannot find anyone who will ship this item to me. I even contacted several European Food Importers in the USA and they said they can't get it for me. Is there some out there who I can either:
1.) pay (or pay you back for the cost of the item)

or

2.) send you something from over here that you can't get over there?

PLEASE SOMEONE SAY YES! I need my Schlemmergulash and Sauerbraten. I know this sounds stupid - but they are great to bring to the office for a nice German lunch.

2007-03-16 04:49:13 · 6 answers · asked by f w 4 in Other - Germany